first ever recorded republican dog 💔

also Goliath was white and I don't see ANYBODY talking about this on the internet. The other Philistines and Israelites were portrayed as brown-skinned, but Goliath himself was the whitest character in the film. He even turned red when he was angry. I'm surprised people aren't calling it woke

That's about the only good thing I can say about it though

The Prince of Egypt since both are animated musicals about biblical figures, but Prince of Egypt is LEAGUES better than David. If someone holds a gun to your head and tells you to watch a bible movie, pick Prince of Egypt. If they tell you to watch an Angel Studios movie though, pick David.

movie is aimed at children. As an avid animation enjoyer (as well as a children's media enjoyer), David was painfully mid. Not a single song stuck in my head even 20 minutes after the movie ended. The plot and animation were serviceable but not outstanding. It's hard not to draw comparisons to —

the rest of the movie (and now he flips coins a lot so you know he's Two Face!) meanwhile Joker—I mean Yoka—just feels thrown in. They could've made the whole movie without Yoka/Joker and it would've been better for it. Ironically Batman himself feels like the most glossed over character in the film

part was how they threw in so many random batman villains whose only purposes were to make the audience go "hey, that's [insert Batman character]!". Two Face and Joker were the worst offenders. A guy gets half his face clawed one time and he basically has no skin on that entire side of his face for—

"famine" lol let's call genocides what they are, no euphemistic language please

is he lost? He knows he's in America, right? Our politics is driven exclusively by hate and violence. Humility, grace, and compassion lose elections

this will be really helpful information if I ever want to feed a hyena but run out of trail mix