Trinity Eiselstein
trinityeiselstein.bsky.social
Trinity Eiselstein
@trinityeiselstein.bsky.social
My new SL account is TrinityEiselstein Resident
Good job Donny, we may not love Musty, but having the world's richest man mad at you is how you get impeached and removed from office.
July 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Wish one of them was me 💖
May 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
She's a clown and not a good one
May 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Yes he was 💖
May 8, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Not bad 💖
May 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I want him to knock me up with everyone watching 💖
May 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I wish it was 💖
April 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
God I wish I was that red head 💖
April 21, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Stop posting real news and go back to satire 🤮
April 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I say let the few enjoy time in space, and donate the money they spent on it to a worthy cause, for instance Meals on wheels, or Planned Parenthood could probably get a year of funding off a couple rich people blowing money on a rocket ride.
April 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
There are no "high marks" on that test, it's pass or fail, and since he won't show the results ever, it's best to assume he failed.
April 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The person that signed the paperwork to allow this should be sentenced to life in prison or the death penalty.
April 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
God I want Dashie to use me like that 💖
April 8, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Every mom should help her son like that 💖
April 8, 2025 at 9:31 AM
You know damn well only criminal cartels are gonna buy them.
April 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I remember the good old days when The Onion was satirical in nature.

Lately it's been too accurate, kinda scary.
April 8, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Guess I hit the nail on the head, because they are ignoring me now lol
March 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Where can I sell my soul to be her? 💖
March 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
She can raid my womb any day 💖
March 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I wanna get a dress like that, but in semi transparent pink 💖
February 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Me next 💖
February 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM