Pretty sure the country is being run by that guy at the bar who wants to fight everyone in a pitiful attempt to woo the attractive girl sitting down the bar…

The Cheeto in Chief wants to start all these wars because he doesn’t have the brains or balls to handle thing civilly

After god only knows how long, mostly eating out or not eating at all, a home cooked meal tastes so damn good…

Living the dream

Ahh, give up getting my degree to help out my job, where I'm constantly bossed around by drug addict managers who would blow the Cheeto in chief if they had the chance

The most peaceful part of my day

At work, sicker than fuck all.

I haven't heard "Achy Breaky Heart" in years.

Heard it this morning at work and immediately got flashbacks to the first ice skating performance I ever did...when I was 12...

I'm here, let's see how this goes