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Triple Short
@tripleshort.bsky.social
Coffee ✅, plants ✅, dogs ✅. Gen X currently working on perfecting the Gen Z stare. Te Tau Ihu o te Waka a Māui/Te Wai Pounamu. She/her/ia.
Love it, only one thing would improve it - would be EVEN MORE impressed with your poetry skills if you could recite this while signing #NZSL.
a close up of a woman 's face with a triangle and a mathematical equation on it .
Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with a triangle and a mathematical equation on it. Or actual footage of David reciting a bilingual poem while signing in NZ sign language.
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February 16, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I’m no treeologist, but I would expect it to be permanently weakened by that damage, although it may well survive given the bark/cambium/phloem layers are intact on the other side. But I reckon the next decent wind would take it out :(
February 16, 2026 at 10:32 PM
But seriously, what a grand tree 🧡💚
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Oh no the law school is on fire!
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
This was such a sad (but important) read.
February 6, 2026 at 8:47 PM
A little lip compression and chin wobble should give the impression you’re after 🥺😈
January 28, 2026 at 11:51 PM
That’s so bloody awesome
January 17, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Jesus, Keith 😭
January 17, 2026 at 12:51 AM
This severely triggers my inner contrarian. I desperately want to turn up with a small child.
January 16, 2026 at 6:42 AM
It’s quite a choice that’s for sure.
January 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I’m expecting my thoughts and prayers to be highly useful though. Right?
January 13, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I use “Things” from the app store. A one-off initial cost, I find it super easy to use, intuitive. Use it for a to-do list including repeating reminders. Also use it for shopping lists.
January 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Holy shit
January 10, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Are there some tiny insects there? What are the little white flecks? I wonder if you have some form of thrips.
January 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I truly thought on first reading that your post said “methi” and wondered why someone would risk biosecurity fines for such a large quantity of curry leaves, when they’re so easily available here.
January 5, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Same, girl, same
January 4, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Totally hot! 🥵
December 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Yes mine has paid the price for coming out before completely cold. It’s a bit unstable! But cream hides all flaws.
December 24, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I wonder what proportion of the national pavlova cohort gets scorched annually in exactly this way 🤔 I know I rushed to get mine out before other household members got home from errands and risked tomorrow’s dessert with their cavalier oven-turning-on.
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Ooh nooo did you have to rank them like this? I have visions of competitive urges being triggered 🤭
December 21, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Introduced the 14yo to it a couple of nights ago. He was into it.
December 18, 2025 at 6:16 AM
AssEs yR oWn RiSk, they said.
December 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM