I love cats but my god there has been two wailing in my garden for the last hour and I'm getting close to going out there in my pants and singing with them.
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I love cats but my god there has been two wailing in my garden for the last hour and I'm getting close to going out there in my pants and singing with them.
Woke at 2:30 after 2 hours sleep and tossed and turned until I decided to admit defeat at 5am and get up. Now sorting my meds for the week and drinking copious amounts of coffee to prepare for the nursery run. ☕️☕️☕️
Good morning, and don't forget to open door number 1 😉🎄
Good morning, and don't forget to open door number 1 😉🎄
December 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Woke at 2:30 after 2 hours sleep and tossed and turned until I decided to admit defeat at 5am and get up. Now sorting my meds for the week and drinking copious amounts of coffee to prepare for the nursery run. ☕️☕️☕️
Good morning, and don't forget to open door number 1 😉🎄
Good morning, and don't forget to open door number 1 😉🎄
Friday evenings are different these days. Not long home after twin-sitting and have the washing machine at full pelt cos they decided playing in the makeshift den was more important than going to the loo. Meanwhile friends are sending videos of themselves doing shots out on the town. 😂 Cheers 🍻
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Friday evenings are different these days. Not long home after twin-sitting and have the washing machine at full pelt cos they decided playing in the makeshift den was more important than going to the loo. Meanwhile friends are sending videos of themselves doing shots out on the town. 😂 Cheers 🍻
If you need help sleeping, watch this:
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ASMR Old School Full Service by Barber Mehmet – Just Relax
YouTube video by Alex Kosta
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November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If you need help sleeping, watch this:
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youtu.be/0sy-N-FgnPo?...
Are we saying yay or nay? I think I kinda love it
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Are we saying yay or nay? I think I kinda love it
Been on G'Uncle duties again. Chuffing knackered.
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Been on G'Uncle duties again. Chuffing knackered.
Might be chuffing baltic, but the blue skies and sun that we've had for the last few days have been so bloody welcome. 😍
Such a change from the constant grey blanket of cloud that we are so used to .
Such a change from the constant grey blanket of cloud that we are so used to .
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Might be chuffing baltic, but the blue skies and sun that we've had for the last few days have been so bloody welcome. 😍
Such a change from the constant grey blanket of cloud that we are so used to .
Such a change from the constant grey blanket of cloud that we are so used to .
Was quite broody in my late 30's/early 40's. Then, my friend had twins nearly 4 years ago and OMG the broodiness intensified. Fast forward to this year, now that they are little humans with their own minds and own voice and needs - do I still want kids?
November 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Was quite broody in my late 30's/early 40's. Then, my friend had twins nearly 4 years ago and OMG the broodiness intensified. Fast forward to this year, now that they are little humans with their own minds and own voice and needs - do I still want kids?
Carried this handsome guy off to his final resting place today. Thank you for the 10 crazy, whildwird, loving years together, Simon. 🧡
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Carried this handsome guy off to his final resting place today. Thank you for the 10 crazy, whildwird, loving years together, Simon. 🧡
Just two days of not shaving my head fully, and now the back half of it could host a football World Cup, whilst the front part could host Torvill and Dean.
You guys with a full head of hair don't know how lucky you are. FML.
You guys with a full head of hair don't know how lucky you are. FML.
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Just two days of not shaving my head fully, and now the back half of it could host a football World Cup, whilst the front part could host Torvill and Dean.
You guys with a full head of hair don't know how lucky you are. FML.
You guys with a full head of hair don't know how lucky you are. FML.
Sorry emergency plumbing question again. Friends stop tap broke and I'm tryna fix. Anybody by any chance know if I wrap the white PTFE tape around only the red thread bit? Or do I wrap it round the teal bit too? It's the stop tap shown in the other pic.
TIA
TIA
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Sorry emergency plumbing question again. Friends stop tap broke and I'm tryna fix. Anybody by any chance know if I wrap the white PTFE tape around only the red thread bit? Or do I wrap it round the teal bit too? It's the stop tap shown in the other pic.
TIA
TIA
Deleted post as funeral stuff can be rather heavy, can't it. Ta though for feedback. I'm going with it 🧡
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Deleted post as funeral stuff can be rather heavy, can't it. Ta though for feedback. I'm going with it 🧡
Gay dear? Who dear? Me dear? No dear.
Might have to open a bottle of wine now. Both dancing and alcohol lower blood pressure, right??
Might have to open a bottle of wine now. Both dancing and alcohol lower blood pressure, right??
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Gay dear? Who dear? Me dear? No dear.
Might have to open a bottle of wine now. Both dancing and alcohol lower blood pressure, right??
Might have to open a bottle of wine now. Both dancing and alcohol lower blood pressure, right??
I know this is an old man tweet, but do any of you fellow high blood pressure folk have any experience of trying to move from amlodipine to another med? Amlodipine worked great for my BP, but made my legs swell. Switched to lercanidipine 2 weeks ago but since then I can't get down from this.... grrr
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I know this is an old man tweet, but do any of you fellow high blood pressure folk have any experience of trying to move from amlodipine to another med? Amlodipine worked great for my BP, but made my legs swell. Switched to lercanidipine 2 weeks ago but since then I can't get down from this.... grrr
'Uncle Joe, why have you got a fat tummy?' 'Uncle Joe, where has your hair gone, you look silly?'
The kicker was when I said I was going to the loo - 'your bums too big for the toilet'
Confidence building evening spent with 2 nearly 4 year old twins 😅😂
The kicker was when I said I was going to the loo - 'your bums too big for the toilet'
Confidence building evening spent with 2 nearly 4 year old twins 😅😂
November 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
'Uncle Joe, why have you got a fat tummy?' 'Uncle Joe, where has your hair gone, you look silly?'
The kicker was when I said I was going to the loo - 'your bums too big for the toilet'
Confidence building evening spent with 2 nearly 4 year old twins 😅😂
The kicker was when I said I was going to the loo - 'your bums too big for the toilet'
Confidence building evening spent with 2 nearly 4 year old twins 😅😂
OMG THE F**KING DRAMA I LOVE IT
Best TV ever
Best TV ever
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
OMG THE F**KING DRAMA I LOVE IT
Best TV ever
Best TV ever
Anybody fitted a radiator before and not used the white PTFE tape to wrap round the thready bit, and the radiator didn't leak? Fitted one (f**king nightmare doing so) and connected it, but it's slightly leaking. I'm hoping it's just cos I missed the PTFE tape part?
November 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Anybody fitted a radiator before and not used the white PTFE tape to wrap round the thready bit, and the radiator didn't leak? Fitted one (f**king nightmare doing so) and connected it, but it's slightly leaking. I'm hoping it's just cos I missed the PTFE tape part?
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need, roads. 😍
40th anniversary. FORTIETH. 🤯
40th anniversary. FORTIETH. 🤯
November 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need, roads. 😍
40th anniversary. FORTIETH. 🤯
40th anniversary. FORTIETH. 🤯
Whats the etiquette in terms of retweeting these days? I've seen a few of you saying that you find it odd/weird, if somebody retweets your posts. I've always thought that it was a positive endorsement of the post 🤔
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Whats the etiquette in terms of retweeting these days? I've seen a few of you saying that you find it odd/weird, if somebody retweets your posts. I've always thought that it was a positive endorsement of the post 🤔
Was supposed to start 4 new meds today. FOUR. Was told not to drink on them. Safe to say an executive decision was made to start them tomorrow, instead. Cheers muckers 🍻
October 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Was supposed to start 4 new meds today. FOUR. Was told not to drink on them. Safe to say an executive decision was made to start them tomorrow, instead. Cheers muckers 🍻
Bought Andrex loo roll for the first time in years, instead of Aldi's own, and OHMYGOD the difference.
I swear I heard my bum gently say thank you.
I swear I heard my bum gently say thank you.
October 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Bought Andrex loo roll for the first time in years, instead of Aldi's own, and OHMYGOD the difference.
I swear I heard my bum gently say thank you.
I swear I heard my bum gently say thank you.
Rain has woke me.
Now need a pee.
Cba to get up to have said pee.
Wonder how many hours I can last.
Will update as the night goes on.
Stay tuned.
Now need a pee.
Cba to get up to have said pee.
Wonder how many hours I can last.
Will update as the night goes on.
Stay tuned.
October 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Rain has woke me.
Now need a pee.
Cba to get up to have said pee.
Wonder how many hours I can last.
Will update as the night goes on.
Stay tuned.
Now need a pee.
Cba to get up to have said pee.
Wonder how many hours I can last.
Will update as the night goes on.
Stay tuned.
Seriously have to get my portion control under control. 😅
October 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Seriously have to get my portion control under control. 😅
This is a filthy goddamn lie. It never shuts down and you always find it still switched on hours later. Grrr.
October 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This is a filthy goddamn lie. It never shuts down and you always find it still switched on hours later. Grrr.
😂😂 the text at the top
October 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
😂😂 the text at the top