triscuitsforkids
@triscuitsforkids.bsky.social
Some snark. Some satire. Some stories.
Mostly nonsense.
All opinions and ideas are my own. Unless they’re really dumb. Then they’re Biden’s.
Mostly nonsense.
All opinions and ideas are my own. Unless they’re really dumb. Then they’re Biden’s.
Again, but slower this time, please.
October 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Again, but slower this time, please.
Do your fucking job, Mike. Swear her in. #repmikejohnson @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social
October 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Do your fucking job, Mike. Swear her in. #repmikejohnson @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social
October 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Have we considered that it might be the access to guns? Just spitballin’.
September 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Have we considered that it might be the access to guns? Just spitballin’.
How fucked are we??
May I present 💁♀️…
May I present 💁♀️…
September 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
How fucked are we??
May I present 💁♀️…
May I present 💁♀️…
Meanwhile, in Nepal…. @newseye.bsky.social
September 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Meanwhile, in Nepal…. @newseye.bsky.social
This week’s most fragile man award goes to…
September 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This week’s most fragile man award goes to…
DEI and CPAC confirm, we are ALL domestic terrorists. Bless. 🌈
September 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
DEI and CPAC confirm, we are ALL domestic terrorists. Bless. 🌈
But, if the cracker and barrel are removed from the logo, is it still a Cracker Barrel?
August 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
But, if the cracker and barrel are removed from the logo, is it still a Cracker Barrel?
Peacetime prezzies really are the best ✌️☮️ 🥰
August 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Peacetime prezzies really are the best ✌️☮️ 🥰
It tracks, though, right?
August 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It tracks, though, right?
White House Quarterly Clitoris Council report.
August 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
White House Quarterly Clitoris Council report.
In a surprise to no one, we are the bad guys. Stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦 Release the files.
August 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
In a surprise to no one, we are the bad guys. Stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦 Release the files.
Congrats on your promotion, Pammy 🎉
This is going to look GREAT on your resume when applying for work release in the future.
This is going to look GREAT on your resume when applying for work release in the future.
August 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Congrats on your promotion, Pammy 🎉
This is going to look GREAT on your resume when applying for work release in the future.
This is going to look GREAT on your resume when applying for work release in the future.
G.l. Jesse, code name: Man Spread, reporting for duty * (As long as it doesn't impact his brunch plans.) Canada is totally going to love it. This should go really well for Jesse. #foxnews
August 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
G.l. Jesse, code name: Man Spread, reporting for duty * (As long as it doesn't impact his brunch plans.) Canada is totally going to love it. This should go really well for Jesse. #foxnews