I want there to be a website where I can sort the Met Gala looks by designer. 😭

I once got the plural of fish correct on a grammar sheet in third grade and I’ve been riding that high ever since.

There is no king of America. There will never be a king of America. There are no kings in a land made to get away from them. To believe there should be is to go against everything we are meant to stand for, and shows your belly to the teeth of a monster.

False patriots are the men who kneel and cower under a self-righteous wannabe tyrant and refuse to accept that America changes with the world, that we are a country made to grow and that time is meant to go forward, not stagnate.

I’m going to fight whoever did the LA Crossword today because what bullshit is fast-[casual] restaurant? 😭

Me trying to figure out how to ask people their biggest fears so I can TMA categorize them without coming across as a creep who wants to scare people (I promise I won’t use it for nefarious purposes, I just like to know fear responses :D).

You know a YouTube video’s funny when the most replayed section isn’t to right after the ad read.

The “crochet wearables don’t look good!” thing is killing me because as a crocheter and somebody that doesn’t like the look of wearables, crochet wearables are beautiful! I just can’t find ones that fit my aesthetic. Just say you can’t block or make things drape and move on.

The only method acting I approve of is Santa Claus actors.

Me at thirteen, Monday morning quarterbacking Hamilton like I can change literal history: YOU CAN SAY NO TO THIS DUMBASS.

Making crochet way more complicated for myself by using black yarn for the aesthetic. 😔

“The Lion King human AU” dude that’s just Hamlet.