Very true! Fair point!

Regardless of political affiliation (theaters don’t have those) no theater in America would allow for standing room. That’s what assigned seating is for.

All that aside, what a record-setting boring personality to pretend this happened.

I drove from Lawrence Kansas to Columbia MO so see Todd Solondz's "Storytelling" in a tiny theater with folding chairs. These guys are so very incorrect.

i live in a metropolis, and the three closest theaters are each about 15mins in the car, and i see a movie every week in theaters.

I once drove 45 mins to see Jim Caviezel in "The Count of Monte Cristo" (a movie i knew wouldn't be very good)

they want covid era "can't leave home" back. No clue

I was once in hospital, when I was at university

Congratulations. The movie is great and I look forward to seeing it again out there in the world!

(Ray Liotta passed away 3 years ago)

As a person who can relate I appreciate the humor in the phrasing of it taking years for the parents to even notice their narcissistic bubbles had been dead-malled. “(5 years of silence) Hey! Nobody’s here to react to my drama!”

Tumbleweeds drift past

My big secret hot take is I prefer the 4 Kung Fu Pandas to the 4 Toy Story’s

Also since this year in particular that award is already maybe as locked as it has ever been

I think maybe it was author Joe Hill who gave a great tip: since most books are on average pretty close to 365pages, a good strategy is “however many pages you read per day = the total number of books you read in a year”

I.e.
25p/day = 25 books/year
100p/day = 100 books/year

Pretty great tip!

“As we continue to compress the seats to the mathematical limit to maximize passenger carry and minimize leg and shoulder space, we implore everyone to treat it like a black tie event. We will charge you $200 for an extra bag and cancel your flight without notice but please consider sequins”

Horrendous packaging
Criterion needs to get their hands on this and Magnolia STAT

I love love love seeing these as proof that the “all they make is sequels anymore” line has always been true - 7 sequels in cinemas at once on this page! Love it!!