@trollvyne.bsky.social
Dems will find a way to halt the sun before they lift a finger to slightly inconvenience republicans 🫤
January 31, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Dems will find a way to halt the sun before they lift a finger to slightly inconvenience republicans 🫤
I feel that. I’m in Minneapolis so my prerelease weekend is… complicated lol
But six boxes are in the mail so I’m sure I’ll have a blast when the time comes 👍🏻
But six boxes are in the mail so I’m sure I’ll have a blast when the time comes 👍🏻
January 17, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I feel that. I’m in Minneapolis so my prerelease weekend is… complicated lol
But six boxes are in the mail so I’m sure I’ll have a blast when the time comes 👍🏻
But six boxes are in the mail so I’m sure I’ll have a blast when the time comes 👍🏻
Trump: I pardoned everyone from Jan 6th and will use the military to invade Greenland
Walz: I just know I can appeal to this man’s sense of reason
And he’s the governor of my state. Barf. Haven’t seen him on the protest lines!
Walz: I just know I can appeal to this man’s sense of reason
And he’s the governor of my state. Barf. Haven’t seen him on the protest lines!
January 16, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Trump: I pardoned everyone from Jan 6th and will use the military to invade Greenland
Walz: I just know I can appeal to this man’s sense of reason
And he’s the governor of my state. Barf. Haven’t seen him on the protest lines!
Walz: I just know I can appeal to this man’s sense of reason
And he’s the governor of my state. Barf. Haven’t seen him on the protest lines!
Beg Trump to be a normal person, trust me it’ll work after six thousand more attempts
January 16, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Beg Trump to be a normal person, trust me it’ll work after six thousand more attempts
Got to hear a lot of people who aren’t from MN give him a ton of praise for saying Fuck on tv. Had to remind them that it’s all talk and he’s always sucked.
January 11, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Got to hear a lot of people who aren’t from MN give him a ton of praise for saying Fuck on tv. Had to remind them that it’s all talk and he’s always sucked.
Eating a salad with a comb, AGAIN
January 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Eating a salad with a comb, AGAIN
UB has me on the cliffs edge already, now they wanna pull AI crap? Make it stop 💀
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 AM
UB has me on the cliffs edge already, now they wanna pull AI crap? Make it stop 💀
I run this guy in my Ygra deck. Really gets those altars humming lol
October 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I run this guy in my Ygra deck. Really gets those altars humming lol
“That’s what they want you to think!” *insane high pitched tittering*
October 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“That’s what they want you to think!” *insane high pitched tittering*
I feel that, living just outside Minneapolis. Five years ago the entire city burned down to the ground and no one ever rebuilt it, it’s pretty wild
October 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I feel that, living just outside Minneapolis. Five years ago the entire city burned down to the ground and no one ever rebuilt it, it’s pretty wild
I did this waaaay back in high school with a pack of Guildpact. I still have the foil Ghost Council that was in it 😍
September 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I did this waaaay back in high school with a pack of Guildpact. I still have the foil Ghost Council that was in it 😍
But I love Choice of Damnations 😂
August 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
But I love Choice of Damnations 😂
Had this happen at work. Lead took me aside and asked if everything was okay at home because I “seemed distressed.” Just my normal face 🤷🏻♂️
July 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Had this happen at work. Lead took me aside and asked if everything was okay at home because I “seemed distressed.” Just my normal face 🤷🏻♂️
I’m sure all 18 people in the crowd are impressed with his journalism skills
June 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I’m sure all 18 people in the crowd are impressed with his journalism skills
He’s exactly the kind of dweeb who would be cannibalized instantly if the mad max world he’s trying to create ever came to pass
April 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
He’s exactly the kind of dweeb who would be cannibalized instantly if the mad max world he’s trying to create ever came to pass
I use him in my Ygra deck, it’s fun to sacrifice a bunch of creature tokens than are now foods to bring him back again and again
April 29, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I use him in my Ygra deck, it’s fun to sacrifice a bunch of creature tokens than are now foods to bring him back again and again
Should have bought my sisters repentia months ago 😩
April 4, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Should have bought my sisters repentia months ago 😩
When a secret lair I really want it going to drop, I set an alarm and get on the website and literally watch the little number tick off the last five minutes and always wonder “am I overreacting?” And the answer seems to be no, this is how it works if you want to buy a secret lair 🫤
March 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
When a secret lair I really want it going to drop, I set an alarm and get on the website and literally watch the little number tick off the last five minutes and always wonder “am I overreacting?” And the answer seems to be no, this is how it works if you want to buy a secret lair 🫤
Having the kind of day where I see something like this and just think “yeah that checks out.”
March 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Having the kind of day where I see something like this and just think “yeah that checks out.”
The Spice Girls song where they sing “if you wanna be my lover” always sounded to me as a kid like “if you wanna be Mike Glover” so I grew up wondering how I could aspire to be more like Mike Glover, whoever that is
March 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The Spice Girls song where they sing “if you wanna be my lover” always sounded to me as a kid like “if you wanna be Mike Glover” so I grew up wondering how I could aspire to be more like Mike Glover, whoever that is
My pod complains about how I use Bumbleflower in our games. I’m aiming for the most equitable distribution of power (and toughness)
February 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
My pod complains about how I use Bumbleflower in our games. I’m aiming for the most equitable distribution of power (and toughness)
He whole heartedly half assed it
January 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
He whole heartedly half assed it