“we need to humanize each other”
“that was a human moment”
that sounds a lot like something an alien would say 🤨 what aren’t you telling me hoe?!

Ozempic needs to be stopped

capricorn/aquarius placements and saturn in the 1st people

cute TSA guy said the computer detected something alarming in my crotch and asked if i would prefer to get patted down in a private room. now tell me why my ass said “no here is fine idc”? like what’s the point of being hot if im gonna be clueless?

twitter was an Aries
blue sky is a Libra
couldn’t ask for a more poetic transition