Trousers
trousers.bsky.social
Trousers
@trousers.bsky.social
Pure of heart. Dumb of ass.
Grilled cheese, featuring 10 slices of bacon.
January 20, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Portly Parcheesi
January 20, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Does he get an allowance from his bro, or does he actually have a job?
January 19, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I've been waiting for someone to take those smug pricks down a peg.
January 18, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Bob C.H.U.D.
January 16, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Which is a song about ubiquitous character actor Stephen Tobolowsky.
January 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
This is wrong. It should never be less than two fingers.
January 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Where's Brian Benben been?
January 5, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I have not heard anyone pronounce it jag-wire in a long time. Have we as a society finally shamed all of these people into pronouncing it correctly?
January 5, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Can anyone hook me up with a you'll log with no music?
December 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The "diamond" in their name is a reference to the shape of a football.
December 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Also a fumble return for TD, coming back from being down 13 late in the 4th, leading to a legendary dennis green meltdown.
December 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Sleep mode
December 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I hate when a corpse is mysterious.
December 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It's got a good ring to it.
December 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I decided not to play in the NFL when they said I couldn't wear a bathing suit in the showers.
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This is so annoying! I'm a longtime ASU fan, I never see this mixup happening with any other state schools.
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I'm starving (I eat legs)
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Did they ever get legs?
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I didn't realize that show had a fat little dog in it. I'll be tuning in now.
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
LSU seems like a shitshow. That governor is creepy as hell.
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Apparently the first band from AZ to ever march in the TDay parade.
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I was trying to remember its proper name. Me and my friends referred to it as horseballs.
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
A hill of beans at midfield instead of a logo.
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The apple doesn't fall from his eye. Neon Deion.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM