Troy Reimink
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Merry Christmas!! 🎄🌲🤶 🎄🎅
George Bailey should have jumped
'It's a Wonderful Life' might be cruel to its protagonist, but he's also an insufferable pushover.
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December 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Merry Christmas!! 🎄🌲🤶 🎄🎅
Along with everything else happening, here's a deeply plausible, nerve-shredding film that reminds us how much danger we’re all in every second of our lives
Every movie is a sequel to 'Oppenheimer'
The nuclear-war thriller 'A House of Dynamite' is just the thing to soothe a divided nation
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October 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Along with everything else happening, here's a deeply plausible, nerve-shredding film that reminds us how much danger we’re all in every second of our lives
Honored and #blessed that Dr. Dobson chose my humble newsletter to share his first words from beyond the grave.
Heaven is hotter and more full of demons than I was expecting (Guest column)
By James Dobson
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August 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Honored and #blessed that Dr. Dobson chose my humble newsletter to share his first words from beyond the grave.
To paraphrase Hitchens, I wish there was a hell for him to go to
James Dobson Is Dead, Was A Monster | Defector
James Dobson was a nasty dude. He liked to beat children and dogs with a belt and to rain misery and punishment on the vulnerable; we know all of this about him because he said as much in public, repe...
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August 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
To paraphrase Hitchens, I wish there was a hell for him to go to
When Wagon Wheel pops off at a Caucasian wedding, I’ll tell you what.
August 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
When Wagon Wheel pops off at a Caucasian wedding, I’ll tell you what.
To the extent that deference to authoritarianism has financial implications, sure
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Of course Colbert was a 'financial decision'
Just not the kind of financial decision CBS wants everyone to think it was
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July 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
To the extent that deference to authoritarianism has financial implications, sure
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How to talk to your child about both mortality and Aerosmith
To the extent there is a difference, conceptually
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July 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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I choose violence against the Ninja CM371 Coffee Maker
Goddamn piece of motherfucking dog shit
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June 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Like and subscribe for more product reviews & consumer hacks. #blessed
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Major "get" today over at the newsletter
Why do people always boo when I walk onstage? (Guest column)
By Bruce Springsteen
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June 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Major "get" today over at the newsletter
What storyteller looks across the 2020s American economy and decides to make their Complicated Male Protagonist a goddamn hedge fund manager?
Is this new Jon Hamm show tone-deaf or what?
'Your Friends & Neighbors' is paint-by-numbers prestige TV that is wildly oblivious to the world it enters.
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May 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
What storyteller looks across the 2020s American economy and decides to make their Complicated Male Protagonist a goddamn hedge fund manager?
Behold, the perfect workplace use of chat gpt:
May 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Behold, the perfect workplace use of chat gpt:
The proverbial white picket fence is a prison only if you can afford a place that has one, and have you looked on Zillow lately?
The 'Four Seasons' version of a midlife crisis seems great, actually
If you're going to experience middle-aged Relationship Problems anyway, it might as well happen at a nice Airbnb.
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May 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The proverbial white picket fence is a prison only if you can afford a place that has one, and have you looked on Zillow lately?
What is worse, listening to a person describe a dream or a workout routine?
May 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
What is worse, listening to a person describe a dream or a workout routine?
Lindsey Buckingham was the original Cocaine Bear
Maybe Fleetwood Mac will scare our kid away from drugs
Nothing about their story romanticizes cocaine, right?
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April 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Lindsey Buckingham was the original Cocaine Bear
(Extends minimal effort to not visibly neglect/endanger his baby)
“Awww what a great dad!!”
“Awww what a great dad!!”
April 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
(Extends minimal effort to not visibly neglect/endanger his baby)
“Awww what a great dad!!”
“Awww what a great dad!!”
Shyamalan-level twist at the end of Night Night Zoo… it was GOD controlling it all along! #NightNightGod
April 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Shyamalan-level twist at the end of Night Night Zoo… it was GOD controlling it all along! #NightNightGod
Can’t believe a made-up thing happened to a fictional character!
April 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Can’t believe a made-up thing happened to a fictional character!
Going to start a fun Easter tradition where we take our daughter’s favorite anthropomorphic toy, stage a violent death, tell her it’s her fault, then give it back to her three days later with lots of conditions
April 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Going to start a fun Easter tradition where we take our daughter’s favorite anthropomorphic toy, stage a violent death, tell her it’s her fault, then give it back to her three days later with lots of conditions
Holland -- with its hallucinatory tulip festival, incessant klompen dancing and oppressive Dutch Protestant ambience -- more than deserves a "dark underbelly of small-town America" film treatment. "Holland" is not that.
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I feel personally attacked by the ‘Holland’ movie
Eventually we all become fodder for the Nicole Kidman murder/infidelity content farm.
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April 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Holland -- with its hallucinatory tulip festival, incessant klompen dancing and oppressive Dutch Protestant ambience -- more than deserves a "dark underbelly of small-town America" film treatment. "Holland" is not that.
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A spinoff of The Pitt where Dr Mel opens a pediatric practice and everything is chill and nothing bad ever happens, please
March 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
A spinoff of The Pitt where Dr Mel opens a pediatric practice and everything is chill and nothing bad ever happens, please
"Oh it's just Mother, dragging her withered body across the floor of my bedroom in the middle of the night..."
‘Love You Forever’ is even more disturbing than everyone says
“As long as I’m living, your waking nightmare I'll be.”
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March 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"Oh it's just Mother, dragging her withered body across the floor of my bedroom in the middle of the night..."
“To boldly share the gospel through our premium streetwear”
March 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“To boldly share the gospel through our premium streetwear”
Feels like they really phoned in “La”
March 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Feels like they really phoned in “La”
What to do when a baby is unresponsive... to the early discography of Tom Waits
For some reason our baby isn't responding to Tom Waits
Mansplaining music to an eight-month-old is yielding mixed results. Nevertheless I persist.
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March 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
What to do when a baby is unresponsive... to the early discography of Tom Waits
The industries profiting from the plastics supply chain want us to *think* our individual purchasing decisions matter just as badly as activists do.
See you in hell, paper straws
The impact of an individual consumer choice is a carefully manufactured illusion.
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February 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The industries profiting from the plastics supply chain want us to *think* our individual purchasing decisions matter just as badly as activists do.