Troyster.bsky.social
@troyster.bsky.social
Just a simple guy trying to make things right. TBI Survivor. Husband and father of three. BLM. Veteran USN.
Oh I agree. George Perez was a peach. Even guys like Balthazar and Franko are square in my book bc they were great to my kids at a con back in the day. But I guess the old saying is true… Never meet your heroes.
January 22, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Oh I agree. George Perez was a peach. Even guys like Balthazar and Franko are square in my book bc they were great to my kids at a con back in the day. But I guess the old saying is true… Never meet your heroes.
I’ll just put him in my Frank Miller file.
January 22, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I’ll just put him in my Frank Miller file.
She, however, is good people.
January 22, 2026 at 5:11 AM
She, however, is good people.
Well F@(& him and the horse he rode in on
January 22, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Well F@(& him and the horse he rode in on
Wait… is she OK?
What’s wrong with Gail?
What’s wrong with Gail?
January 22, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Wait… is she OK?
What’s wrong with Gail?
What’s wrong with Gail?
Well… that and he tripped more on stairs, in doorways and getting out of golf carts than Chevy Chase in an SNL skit.
January 21, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Well… that and he tripped more on stairs, in doorways and getting out of golf carts than Chevy Chase in an SNL skit.
Just read your ICE proposal. You whiffed that one sir. If anything you should be reducing Ice funding bc haters are gonna hate. (And by haters I mean racists)
January 18, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Just read your ICE proposal. You whiffed that one sir. If anything you should be reducing Ice funding bc haters are gonna hate. (And by haters I mean racists)
Maybe… Just maybe… You’ve become hypersensitised by all that’s going on wrong with the world that you feel a compelling need to force things to make sense, even in science fiction. I know I am. Imma watch the Muppet Show now.
January 18, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Maybe… Just maybe… You’ve become hypersensitised by all that’s going on wrong with the world that you feel a compelling need to force things to make sense, even in science fiction. I know I am. Imma watch the Muppet Show now.
That’s some straight up Orlando shit talk Hank and I’m here for it
January 17, 2026 at 11:58 PM
That’s some straight up Orlando shit talk Hank and I’m here for it
I love you guys, and have so since the back half of the 90s. Especially after it started being “…edited, by Brooke” when it relaunched in 2001
January 17, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I love you guys, and have so since the back half of the 90s. Especially after it started being “…edited, by Brooke” when it relaunched in 2001
Been my theme song since my twenties
January 14, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Been my theme song since my twenties
Take care of you.
January 12, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Take care of you.
Just tell her, “Oh… our zoo is so awesome we thought we’d test out wild exotic animals running free in the streets… just a perk of being from the 314!”
January 11, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Just tell her, “Oh… our zoo is so awesome we thought we’d test out wild exotic animals running free in the streets… just a perk of being from the 314!”
And release the Epstein files
January 11, 2026 at 4:41 AM
And release the Epstein files
Don’t forget the Epstein files
January 11, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Don’t forget the Epstein files
Maybe you should start watching them earlier in the day?
January 10, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Maybe you should start watching them earlier in the day?
She said, sipping her microwaved tea
January 10, 2026 at 2:17 PM
She said, sipping her microwaved tea
… sips microwaved tea
January 10, 2026 at 2:16 PM
… sips microwaved tea
I love that saying… can I use it?
January 9, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I love that saying… can I use it?
Now if he could just help abolish ICE
January 8, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Now if he could just help abolish ICE