Got to see you at CinemaCon, where we were first clued in to the fact that 2025 would deservedly belong to you

All the victory cigars the Republicans light up explode in their faces

Well done! I haven’t bought from Amazon since the “parade of oligarchs” at the inauguration

And if you’re still connected to reality, you agree

Ignored but attached: Donald Trump is a confirmation addict, and winning the presidency means he will never know any greater confirmation… Watch America die as he seeks ever greater confirmation from ever more disgusting and diminishing sources