Smut Bugler
@truebe.horse
Arizonan (Tucson). Lawyer (not yours). Bluesky’s Tallest User (fact). He/him/truebe
What if Robert E Lee had ak47s IT DOESNT MATTER BECAUSE HE DIDNT.
January 14, 2026 at 5:59 AM
What if Robert E Lee had ak47s IT DOESNT MATTER BECAUSE HE DIDNT.
Went out to my favorite spot to watch the sunset just to feel something besides incandescent rage.
January 9, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Went out to my favorite spot to watch the sunset just to feel something besides incandescent rage.
Have I been drinking? Well
January 7, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Have I been drinking? Well
Lmao love it when the reminders pop up of the era in twitter hq history when people kept putting photos of me up by the bathroom and the ceo broke down laughing whenever he saw me because of it. It went on for months.
January 4, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Lmao love it when the reminders pop up of the era in twitter hq history when people kept putting photos of me up by the bathroom and the ceo broke down laughing whenever he saw me because of it. It went on for months.
My town has dinosaurs out by a McDonald’s but that might violate copyright
January 3, 2026 at 10:32 PM
My town has dinosaurs out by a McDonald’s but that might violate copyright
I have sacrificed the lemon pig to appease the gods
January 1, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I have sacrificed the lemon pig to appease the gods
Forgot I had this some figured I’d drink another sip
December 31, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Forgot I had this some figured I’d drink another sip
Put this one in the @thelouvreof.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Put this one in the @thelouvreof.bsky.social
here's mine because frankly i would prefer not to
December 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
here's mine because frankly i would prefer not to
me? well I’m thinking about various savannas I have enjoyed in this state.
December 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
me? well I’m thinking about various savannas I have enjoyed in this state.
You can smoke a pipe in your hammock while listening to genesis if you want
December 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
You can smoke a pipe in your hammock while listening to genesis if you want
Pertinent to mention that they make individual-sized Feuerzangenbowle now
December 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Pertinent to mention that they make individual-sized Feuerzangenbowle now
For those of you unfamiliar with my game
December 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
For those of you unfamiliar with my game
figured it out: you can
December 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
figured it out: you can
I stacked 3600 shots of the Orion Nebula from my now kaput robot scope so this is the maximum possible Orion Nebula one can get from it
December 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I stacked 3600 shots of the Orion Nebula from my now kaput robot scope so this is the maximum possible Orion Nebula one can get from it
One of these seasons I’ll get an actual Christmas tree again, so I can do the best Christmas photo I’ve ever taken over again
December 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
One of these seasons I’ll get an actual Christmas tree again, so I can do the best Christmas photo I’ve ever taken over again