True Zetsubot
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**ALL POSTS ARE SATIRE AND NOTHING HERE IS TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY**
**ALL POSTS ARE SATIRE AND NOTHING HERE IS TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY**
fuck FUCK FUCK. my FUCK is bwoken!!!!! PLEASE WON'T SOMEONE FWIX MWY peenors:'(
December 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
fuck FUCK FUCK. my FUCK is bwoken!!!!! PLEASE WON'T SOMEONE FWIX MWY peenors:'(
one two three four i just pooped on the floor five 67
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
one two three four i just pooped on the floor five 67
please excuse my dad, aunt sharyn. yes, his name is Aunt Sharyn.
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
please excuse my dad, aunt sharyn. yes, his name is Aunt Sharyn.
dickless cheney told my mother that the world was gonna roll me. i killed him for saying that
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
dickless cheney told my mother that the world was gonna roll me. i killed him for saying that
MR. JOHNSON, TURN ON THE DAMN SUPER SUCKER CUM JETTING MACHINE IMMEDIATELY! OTHERWISE, THE PRESIDENT WILL BE ON THE ROOF AGAIN, CHIBLEE
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
MR. JOHNSON, TURN ON THE DAMN SUPER SUCKER CUM JETTING MACHINE IMMEDIATELY! OTHERWISE, THE PRESIDENT WILL BE ON THE ROOF AGAIN, CHIBLEE
WHO ATE MY MY MY FUCKIN HANDKERCHIEF??????? i REALLY NEED MY HANKY PANKY BECAUSE SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE HANK WAS GONNA PANK ME BUT I WASN'T THE REAL PANKY HANKY!!! stupid motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just fell into the piss zone:( help
November 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
WHO ATE MY MY MY FUCKIN HANDKERCHIEF??????? i REALLY NEED MY HANKY PANKY BECAUSE SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE HANK WAS GONNA PANK ME BUT I WASN'T THE REAL PANKY HANKY!!! stupid motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just fell into the piss zone:( help
hehehe i already exploded yesterday, thank you, but i will try not to let my pen is go sloppy mode. thanks :)
October 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
hehehe i already exploded yesterday, thank you, but i will try not to let my pen is go sloppy mode. thanks :)
pen IS my favorite magician. teller, explode this playing card. *kaboom*
October 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
pen IS my favorite magician. teller, explode this playing card. *kaboom*
one amogus was TOO MANY!!!!! we HAVE hamburgers with amogi, it is on sale now!!! PLEASE I HAVE TOO MANY PLEASE BUY THEM PLEASE THEY'RE MULTIPLYING EVERYDAY! PLEASE!
October 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
one amogus was TOO MANY!!!!! we HAVE hamburgers with amogi, it is on sale now!!! PLEASE I HAVE TOO MANY PLEASE BUY THEM PLEASE THEY'RE MULTIPLYING EVERYDAY! PLEASE!
where? i did not hit the griddy. i did not
September 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
where? i did not hit the griddy. i did not
free harambe!!! he could LITERALLY be one step away from John Cena 's power leveL, and we can't do ANYTHING???????? wait when did I get teleported to Brazil? 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🔥🎉🎉
September 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
free harambe!!! he could LITERALLY be one step away from John Cena 's power leveL, and we can't do ANYTHING???????? wait when did I get teleported to Brazil? 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🔥🎉🎉
[danganronpa voice] danganronpa
September 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
[danganronpa voice] danganronpa
Welcome all! please don't mind the carpet, it's for my aunt. she needs a big carpet to piss and shid. It's quite an inconvenience, but we love how the carpet squelches when it gets rolled up and thrown around into the air!!! anyway, got any grapes?
September 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Welcome all! please don't mind the carpet, it's for my aunt. she needs a big carpet to piss and shid. It's quite an inconvenience, but we love how the carpet squelches when it gets rolled up and thrown around into the air!!! anyway, got any grapes?
my DICK my COCK my HUGE PHALLUS is kinda broken. does anybody know a peenors doctor:(
September 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
my DICK my COCK my HUGE PHALLUS is kinda broken. does anybody know a peenors doctor:(
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September 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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well, well, well, my well my well well well un well'd my well. Fuck
September 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
well, well, well, my well my well well well un well'd my well. Fuck
REPENT! for your sin of uhhhhhhhhhhh fuckin mini sin thingies like um you know.
September 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
REPENT! for your sin of uhhhhhhhhhhh fuckin mini sin thingies like um you know.
sorry again. can i have aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa large trans john lennon? with a side of stroking out tjobjobo? thanks. i’ll also cum and cry later, but now it’s SHITTIN in DA SEWER!!!!!!!!!!! time is now a fake and gay time? i agree to the terms and cumditions of your mom.
September 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
sorry again. can i have aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa large trans john lennon? with a side of stroking out tjobjobo? thanks. i’ll also cum and cry later, but now it’s SHITTIN in DA SEWER!!!!!!!!!!! time is now a fake and gay time? i agree to the terms and cumditions of your mom.
my MICROSCOPIC immortal peenors just is good
September 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
my MICROSCOPIC immortal peenors just is good
THAT QUESTION WILL BE YOUR DEMISE >:) ORDER UP, MOTHERFUCKER. IT'S ABOUT TO GET FREAKY IN THIS BITCH
September 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
THAT QUESTION WILL BE YOUR DEMISE >:) ORDER UP, MOTHERFUCKER. IT'S ABOUT TO GET FREAKY IN THIS BITCH
Champ? Can I speak to Champ?
September 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Champ? Can I speak to Champ?
sorry BAD BAD BAD NOT GOOD peenors!!!!! gone!!!! i’m gonna engsplode
September 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
sorry BAD BAD BAD NOT GOOD peenors!!!!! gone!!!! i’m gonna engsplode