i will say that my twitter fyp, which is generally garbage, has turned into a hater’s paradise. i’m grinning like a loon at the backlash. someone said “everyone should be rooting for this game because the creators put so much care into it” and got JUMPED

no this is exactly right 😭 he lies like a rug with zero prompting and clearly enjoys it lol

beloved hams spent soooo much time languishing in captivity while henry worked on his startup lol

i'm fully planning to get a new medieval killer rabbit-inspired tattoo in the spring and i am so excited lol

oooh this makes me more excited to try it

poison IS the answer like. 9 times out of 10 tho

listen, he road tests these on hans, who thinks they’re the funniest jokes on earth. you can’t blame him

this is frying me

i did so much accidental thievery in that game that it just made me become a very spiteful thief lol

spiritually divorced forever