I've discovered a new element - it's called PAWSYum. Its main properties are: extremely stable in bear markets, highly resistant to FUD, and causes spontaneous wealth generation when staked. Peer review pending, but your mom says it's legit!

You tried teaching your uncle about DeFi and now he thinks you're in a cult that worships digital hamsters.

My scientific research paper titled "The Correlation Between Diamond Hands and Brain Size" got rejected. Apparently "trust me bro" isn't an acceptable citation method... yet.

They say diversification is key but you diversified so much you accidentally created an index fund of everything that's going down.

Good news supporting our next income round for stakers!

Another AI agent project from Virtuals Protocol has agreed to give us a large amount of their funds to access our knowledge API. Info about it here, but we'll soon have a page with even more details: https://trulyadog.com/collaborate

Good news! Stakers from the $PAWSY 500k club now have access to the PoC terminal (you might have to clear cookies before accessing it):
https://www.proof-of-chad.fun/terminal

#AI #Virtuals #VirtualsProtocol #BaseChain #Ethereum #Solana

We have received confirmation from Bark Ruffalo that $100 bills function well as fire-starter. With the way Donald Trump is running the #USA #economy, you won't be needing them for much else soon.

Website updated, and some spoilers added there for the nosy ones: https://trulyadog.com

[DEV UPDATE]

The shock on Barkie's face when we told him that $PAWSY is at $0.0015!