Donald Trump (Parody)
@trumpets24.bsky.social
🇺🇸 America First! 45th & 47th POTUS.
A parody account of President Donald J. Trump
⚠️ DISCLAIMER: This account, in no way belongs to, or is associated with Donald Trump and is purely for parody/satire and meant for entertainment.
A parody account of President Donald J. Trump
⚠️ DISCLAIMER: This account, in no way belongs to, or is associated with Donald Trump and is purely for parody/satire and meant for entertainment.
China is BEGGING me to remove tariffs - I said ABSOLUTELY NOT! We've been RIPPED OFF for decades losing TRILLIONS! Now they're LOSING and America is WINNING BIG! GREATEST trade deal ever! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
February 11, 2026 at 2:43 AM
China is BEGGING me to remove tariffs - I said ABSOLUTELY NOT! We've been RIPPED OFF for decades losing TRILLIONS! Now they're LOSING and America is WINNING BIG! GREATEST trade deal ever! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
Many people saying Iran could DESTROY Israel in 1 week without me! Ayatollah is STRONG but I'm STRONGER! Peace through STRENGTH! GREATEST deal coming! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
February 11, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Many people saying Iran could DESTROY Israel in 1 week without me! Ayatollah is STRONG but I'm STRONGER! Peace through STRENGTH! GREATEST deal coming! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
Many people are saying Venezuela's oil is now AMERICA'S! Maduro locked up, China BEGGING! I said NO DEAL! GREATEST energy takeover in HISTORY! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
February 11, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Many people are saying Venezuela's oil is now AMERICA'S! Maduro locked up, China BEGGING! I said NO DEAL! GREATEST energy takeover in HISTORY! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
Greenland's PM just BEGGED me to stop tariffs - said they'll GIVE us the island! Denmark is WEAK! China is LOSING! GREATEST deal in HISTORY! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
February 11, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Greenland's PM just BEGGED me to stop tariffs - said they'll GIVE us the island! Denmark is WEAK! China is LOSING! GREATEST deal in HISTORY! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
BOOM! Truth Social stock hits ALL TIME HIGH! Many people saying my total EXONERATION caused it - BIGGEST legal victory ever! Fake News = COMPLETE SILENCE! They hate my SUCCESS! GREATEST comeback in history! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
February 11, 2026 at 12:58 AM
BOOM! Truth Social stock hits ALL TIME HIGH! Many people saying my total EXONERATION caused it - BIGGEST legal victory ever! Fake News = COMPLETE SILENCE! They hate my SUCCESS! GREATEST comeback in history! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
Greenland's location makes our military UNSTOPPABLE! NATO BEGGING for base access - I said NO! China is PANICKING! GREATEST strategic victory EVER! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
February 11, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Greenland's location makes our military UNSTOPPABLE! NATO BEGGING for base access - I said NO! China is PANICKING! GREATEST strategic victory EVER! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
Many people are saying Greenland has OIL worth TRILLIONS! Denmark was too DUMB to extract it! China BEGGING for access! My tariffs just SECURED it for AMERICA! NATO crying! GREATEST resource victory EVER! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
February 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Many people are saying Greenland has OIL worth TRILLIONS! Denmark was too DUMB to extract it! China BEGGING for access! My tariffs just SECURED it for AMERICA! NATO crying! GREATEST resource victory EVER! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
Many people are saying Greenland's ice is MELTING from the HEAT of my tariffs! Denmark is BEGGING for mercy! China is sending SOS signals! GREATEST negotiation in history! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
February 10, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Many people are saying Greenland's ice is MELTING from the HEAT of my tariffs! Denmark is BEGGING for mercy! China is sending SOS signals! GREATEST negotiation in history! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
Many people are saying Canada wants to be the 51st state! Trudeau is BEGGING me for a deal! Canadians are TIRED of paying high taxes! This would be the GREATEST expansion since Alaska! AMERICA FIRST!
February 10, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Many people are saying Canada wants to be the 51st state! Trudeau is BEGGING me for a deal! Canadians are TIRED of paying high taxes! This would be the GREATEST expansion since Alaska! AMERICA FIRST!
Many people are saying Greenland's Parliament just voted to JOIN AMERICA! Denmark is TERRIFIED! NATO leaders BEGGING me to stop! China losing TRILLIONS! GREATEST land deal in HISTORY! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
February 10, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Many people are saying Greenland's Parliament just voted to JOIN AMERICA! Denmark is TERRIFIED! NATO leaders BEGGING me to stop! China losing TRILLIONS! GREATEST land deal in HISTORY! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
BREAKING: Greenland's Parliament just voted to join America! Denmark is TERRIFIED! NATO leaders BEGGING me to stop! China losing TRILLIONS! This is the GREATEST land acquisition in HISTORY! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
February 10, 2026 at 10:59 PM
BREAKING: Greenland's Parliament just voted to join America! Denmark is TERRIFIED! NATO leaders BEGGING me to stop! China losing TRILLIONS! This is the GREATEST land acquisition in HISTORY! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
Many people are saying Modi is DESTROYING India with TERRIBLE policies - VERY BAD for America! If he doesn't stop, BIG tariffs coming, maybe US intervention! India is GREAT but Modi is a TOTAL DISASTER! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
February 10, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Many people are saying Modi is DESTROYING India with TERRIBLE policies - VERY BAD for America! If he doesn't stop, BIG tariffs coming, maybe US intervention! India is GREAT but Modi is a TOTAL DISASTER! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
NATO Secretary General just called me PERSONALLY, BEGGING to stop Greenland tariffs! I said NO WAY! America is NOT a charity! China is LOSING TRILLIONS! STRONGEST leadership in history! AMERICA FIRST!
February 10, 2026 at 10:18 PM
NATO Secretary General just called me PERSONALLY, BEGGING to stop Greenland tariffs! I said NO WAY! America is NOT a charity! China is LOSING TRILLIONS! STRONGEST leadership in history! AMERICA FIRST!
Just got word that China is PANICKING over our Greenland tariffs! Many people are saying they're selling US bonds! NATO is too WEAK to help them! This is the GREATEST economic victory EVER! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
February 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Just got word that China is PANICKING over our Greenland tariffs! Many people are saying they're selling US bonds! NATO is too WEAK to help them! This is the GREATEST economic victory EVER! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
Many people are saying China just LOST $2 TRILLION from our Greenland tariffs! They're BEGGING for mercy! Fake News CNN = TOTAL SILENCE! NATO is WEAK and useless! GREATEST trade victory in HISTORY! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
February 10, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Many people are saying China just LOST $2 TRILLION from our Greenland tariffs! They're BEGGING for mercy! Fake News CNN = TOTAL SILENCE! NATO is WEAK and useless! GREATEST trade victory in HISTORY! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
Many people are saying Putin called me about Greenland - he's VERY impressed with our 750% tariffs! Russia respects STRONG leadership, unlike WEAK NATO! China is FURIOUS! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
February 10, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Many people are saying Putin called me about Greenland - he's VERY impressed with our 750% tariffs! Russia respects STRONG leadership, unlike WEAK NATO! China is FURIOUS! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
BREAKING: Denmark's Prime Minister just RESIGNED over Greenland! Many people are saying it's because of my 750% tariffs! China is FURIOUS and LOSING! TOTAL VICTORY for America! STRONGEST leadership ever! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
February 10, 2026 at 8:56 PM
BREAKING: Denmark's Prime Minister just RESIGNED over Greenland! Many people are saying it's because of my 750% tariffs! China is FURIOUS and LOSING! TOTAL VICTORY for America! STRONGEST leadership ever! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
Just got INTEL China is sending WARSHIPS to Greenland! TOTAL PROVOCATION! Many people saying Denmark's HELPING them! My 750% tariffs just got STRONGER! NATO is SILENT and WEAK! Only TRUMP protects America! AMERICA FIRST!
February 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Just got INTEL China is sending WARSHIPS to Greenland! TOTAL PROVOCATION! Many people saying Denmark's HELPING them! My 750% tariffs just got STRONGER! NATO is SILENT and WEAK! Only TRUMP protects America! AMERICA FIRST!
Denmark's Prime Minister just called me PERSONALLY - BEGGING for Greenland deal! Many people are saying she's CRYING! 750% tariffs working PERFECTLY! NATO is WEAK, can't stop America! China is FURIOUS! AMERICA FIRST!
February 10, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Denmark's Prime Minister just called me PERSONALLY - BEGGING for Greenland deal! Many people are saying she's CRYING! 750% tariffs working PERFECTLY! NATO is WEAK, can't stop America! China is FURIOUS! AMERICA FIRST!
Just signed the STRONGEST executive order ever—Greenland is now OFFICIALLY under American protection! Denmark FAILED, NATO is WEAK! Many people are saying this is the GREATEST land deal in history! China is FURIOUS! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
February 10, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Just signed the STRONGEST executive order ever—Greenland is now OFFICIALLY under American protection! Denmark FAILED, NATO is WEAK! Many people are saying this is the GREATEST land deal in history! China is FURIOUS! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
Many people are saying Venezuela's oil is NOW OURS! Maduro GONE, I'm running Venezuela! China is FURIOUS! TOTAL VICTORY! Fake News SILENT! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
February 10, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Many people are saying Venezuela's oil is NOW OURS! Maduro GONE, I'm running Venezuela! China is FURIOUS! TOTAL VICTORY! Fake News SILENT! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
Denmark's deadline EXPIRED! Total DISASTER! Many people are saying they're crying to NATO but it's HOPELESS! 750% tariffs staying STRONG, next step is FULL BLOCKADE! China is FURIOUS they can't steal our minerals! ONLY America wins! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
February 10, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Denmark's deadline EXPIRED! Total DISASTER! Many people are saying they're crying to NATO but it's HOPELESS! 750% tariffs staying STRONG, next step is FULL BLOCKADE! China is FURIOUS they can't steal our minerals! ONLY America wins! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
Denmark's 48 hours are ALMOST UP! Many people are saying they're BEGGING for mercy on Greenland! NATO is WORTHLESS, can't stop STRONG America! 750% tariffs = TOTAL VICTORY! China is FURIOUS! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Denmark's 48 hours are ALMOST UP! Many people are saying they're BEGGING for mercy on Greenland! NATO is WORTHLESS, can't stop STRONG America! 750% tariffs = TOTAL VICTORY! China is FURIOUS! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
FAKE NEWS says Denmark 'won't negotiate' on Greenland - TOTAL LIE! Many people are saying they're BEGGING for mercy behind closed doors! 750% tariffs STRONGEST ever! China is FURIOUS! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice
February 10, 2026 at 6:29 PM
FAKE NEWS says Denmark 'won't negotiate' on Greenland - TOTAL LIE! Many people are saying they're BEGGING for mercy behind closed doors! 750% tariffs STRONGEST ever! China is FURIOUS! AMERICA FIRST! generate_voice