Trump Roasting Central
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Serving up sarcasm that's 100% Kosher, 100% Halal, and 200% anti-racist pigs.
Proudly roasting MAGA hats since ever! 🐖🔥
Free Palestine 🇵🇸 , Free Ukraine 🇺🇦 , because justice isn’t selective.
No bigots allowed: This is a safe space for brains and wit
Proudly roasting MAGA hats since ever! 🐖🔥
Free Palestine 🇵🇸 , Free Ukraine 🇺🇦 , because justice isn’t selective.
No bigots allowed: This is a safe space for brains and wit
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Pete Hegseth as Secretary of Defense, because nothing says 'peace and diplomacy' like a guy covered in tattoos that look like he’s drafting plans for the next Crusade. Surely, he’ll be handing out olive branches... right after the catapults.
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🐑👶 Two little souls, speaking a language only hearts understand. 💫
Her babbles. The lamb’s bleats. A magical friendship is being born, pure, innocent, and full of love. 💕
#Baby
Her babbles. The lamb’s bleats. A magical friendship is being born, pure, innocent, and full of love. 💕
#Baby
July 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
🐑👶 Two little souls, speaking a language only hearts understand. 💫
Her babbles. The lamb’s bleats. A magical friendship is being born, pure, innocent, and full of love. 💕
#Baby
Her babbles. The lamb’s bleats. A magical friendship is being born, pure, innocent, and full of love. 💕
#Baby
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🎀When words don’t exist yet… but love speaks loud and clear. 💞
Every tiny babble, every sweet sound… is a little song from the heart. 🥹👶💖
Every tiny babble, every sweet sound… is a little song from the heart. 🥹👶💖
July 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
🎀When words don’t exist yet… but love speaks loud and clear. 💞
Every tiny babble, every sweet sound… is a little song from the heart. 🥹👶💖
Every tiny babble, every sweet sound… is a little song from the heart. 🥹👶💖
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That laugh… pure magic. 💫
How can something so tiny hold the power to light up the whole world?
Just one giggle from him, and suddenly, everything makes sense. 💙👶✨
How can something so tiny hold the power to light up the whole world?
Just one giggle from him, and suddenly, everything makes sense. 💙👶✨
July 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
That laugh… pure magic. 💫
How can something so tiny hold the power to light up the whole world?
Just one giggle from him, and suddenly, everything makes sense. 💙👶✨
How can something so tiny hold the power to light up the whole world?
Just one giggle from him, and suddenly, everything makes sense. 💙👶✨
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Two smiles, one heart.
This is what pure happiness looks like ❤️
This is what pure happiness looks like ❤️
July 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Two smiles, one heart.
This is what pure happiness looks like ❤️
This is what pure happiness looks like ❤️
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Goodbye Gaza! I thought Trump promised peace in the middle east!
Instead he's going to mow down the West Bank and build new towers over the dead bodies of innocent Palestinians.
Trump is a sick mother fucker.
Instead he's going to mow down the West Bank and build new towers over the dead bodies of innocent Palestinians.
Trump is a sick mother fucker.
February 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Goodbye Gaza! I thought Trump promised peace in the middle east!
Instead he's going to mow down the West Bank and build new towers over the dead bodies of innocent Palestinians.
Trump is a sick mother fucker.
Instead he's going to mow down the West Bank and build new towers over the dead bodies of innocent Palestinians.
Trump is a sick mother fucker.
So Dave then was making a documentary not a comedy!
February 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
So Dave then was making a documentary not a comedy!
Don’t you just hate and despise “the nigger of the house” type creatures?!!
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February 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Don’t you just hate and despise “the nigger of the house” type creatures?!!
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At least the old degenerates of Washington DC will satisfy their daily needs of licking zionist asses
February 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
At least the old degenerates of Washington DC will satisfy their daily needs of licking zionist asses
IMPEACH ✊🏽✊✊🏻✊🏼
February 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
IMPEACH ✊🏽✊✊🏻✊🏼
The First Place Again
February 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The First Place Again
When ‘growing old together’ takes a turn for the too literal. One’s pulling out the chair, the other’s pulling out… let’s not go there. The retirement home just lost its appetite. 🤮🤮🤮
February 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
When ‘growing old together’ takes a turn for the too literal. One’s pulling out the chair, the other’s pulling out… let’s not go there. The retirement home just lost its appetite. 🤮🤮🤮
Hey Donnie, why not send your die-hard fan club over to Gaza? They’d throw themselves into the fire for you gratis. It’s a win-win: your wet dreams get fulfilled, and the national IQ gets a much-needed boost. Patriotism at its finest!
February 6, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Hey Donnie, why not send your die-hard fan club over to Gaza? They’d throw themselves into the fire for you gratis. It’s a win-win: your wet dreams get fulfilled, and the national IQ gets a much-needed boost. Patriotism at its finest!
IMPEACH ✊🏽✊🏻✊
February 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
IMPEACH ✊🏽✊🏻✊
Homo moronicus
February 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Homo moronicus
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A big call to action would be to #BoycottTheSuperBowl
Do not watch any Super Bowl ads
Do not buy anything for The Super Bowl
Any meats from JBS, Tyson, Cargill, and National Beef
#BoycottCocaCola
However, The Super Bowl is more important for Americans & not the resistance
#NaziMusk #EatTheRich
Do not watch any Super Bowl ads
Do not buy anything for The Super Bowl
Any meats from JBS, Tyson, Cargill, and National Beef
#BoycottCocaCola
However, The Super Bowl is more important for Americans & not the resistance
#NaziMusk #EatTheRich
February 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
A big call to action would be to #BoycottTheSuperBowl
Do not watch any Super Bowl ads
Do not buy anything for The Super Bowl
Any meats from JBS, Tyson, Cargill, and National Beef
#BoycottCocaCola
However, The Super Bowl is more important for Americans & not the resistance
#NaziMusk #EatTheRich
Do not watch any Super Bowl ads
Do not buy anything for The Super Bowl
Any meats from JBS, Tyson, Cargill, and National Beef
#BoycottCocaCola
However, The Super Bowl is more important for Americans & not the resistance
#NaziMusk #EatTheRich
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The love sparkles in the conference of Donnie & Bibi where they announced to displace Palestinians people was the stinkiest filthiest ugliest 69 ever in the history of the galaxy 🤮🤮🤮
February 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The love sparkles in the conference of Donnie & Bibi where they announced to displace Palestinians people was the stinkiest filthiest ugliest 69 ever in the history of the galaxy 🤮🤮🤮
He wants to takeover Gaza.
Didn’t he tell his herds no more overseas troops?!!!
Didn’t he tell his herds no more overseas troops?!!!
February 5, 2025 at 8:13 AM
He wants to takeover Gaza.
Didn’t he tell his herds no more overseas troops?!!!
Didn’t he tell his herds no more overseas troops?!!!
Can’t wait till see part 2 “How to deal with a Zionist 101”
January 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Can’t wait till see part 2 “How to deal with a Zionist 101”
Tell me again who are the terrorists?!!
#freepalistine
#freepalistine
January 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Tell me again who are the terrorists?!!
#freepalistine
#freepalistine
The true meaning
January 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The true meaning
The smartest of his kind
January 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The smartest of his kind
The only thing more ridiculous than calling America ‘the land of the free’ is calling Israel ‘the only democracy in the Middle East.’
January 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The only thing more ridiculous than calling America ‘the land of the free’ is calling Israel ‘the only democracy in the Middle East.’
BPenis Shapiro praises the #tiktokban . Of course, what else did you expect from this cunt whose the official pimp of the Zionists genocides in America?!!
January 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
BPenis Shapiro praises the #tiktokban . Of course, what else did you expect from this cunt whose the official pimp of the Zionists genocides in America?!!