Makes me feel bad that the animators did such an amazing job on his ten string (super 3) but no one picks it because the pushback makes it not a true combo on smaller characters and it becomes really easy to parry and punish 😞

I think you reverse voodoo’d this year’s Game Awards with this post

(That or Kojima made fanfic for his own game and put it out as a sequel and everyone said “c’mon, dude”)

You’re really lonely, huh

Actually, the most emotion I’ve ever seen him show while he’s playing is at 1:50 where he hits bar 2 of verse 2 and gives that little smirk like “Ayy, nailed it lmao”

He’s basically the 7-year-old on the schoolyard who got the light up sneakers with the flames on the sides and he internalized it as an entire personality, he’s not doing any family planning any time soon

Do a little leap off the ground with your toes as the meteor careens into your hole for the ultimate sexual experience

"And always remember Rule 0: NEVER abandon a friend in need!"

Amy is making an ongoing tier list of mozzarella sticks from every sit-in restaurant she's ever been to

Yeah, being too willing to mix your sauces together can get you into all kinds of messes. Some sauces don't unmix. But not like I need to tell YOU that.

What a legend 🤘