“But what if there was a Dr Pepper of sports drinks? Good evening, Sharks,,,”
February 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
“But what if there was a Dr Pepper of sports drinks? Good evening, Sharks,,,”
Commonsense reform using the harshest strategies of the American carceral system and the French Revolution
February 4, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Commonsense reform using the harshest strategies of the American carceral system and the French Revolution
*Sir Patrick stage projection voice*: Fidelio!
February 3, 2026 at 2:36 AM
*Sir Patrick stage projection voice*: Fidelio!
*and then his friends fucked his wife
January 24, 2026 at 12:42 AM
*and then his friends fucked his wife
Call your Democratic rep and tell them not to reelect Jeffries. If you have access to fax, fax your rep and copy Jeffries’ office
January 22, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Call your Democratic rep and tell them not to reelect Jeffries. If you have access to fax, fax your rep and copy Jeffries’ office
That would get you F on an undergraduate law exam????
January 18, 2026 at 3:21 AM
That would get you F on an undergraduate law exam????
“Removed liquidity” is an all-time dumb guy euphemism.
January 13, 2026 at 3:05 AM
“Removed liquidity” is an all-time dumb guy euphemism.
They’re about as bad, damning, and plausible but saying “Trump said he had no idea” is mark shit
January 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
They’re about as bad, damning, and plausible but saying “Trump said he had no idea” is mark shit
I mean “the big guy is famously impulsive, deeply stupid and/or senile, and started lying to cover his ass” is just as likely????
January 13, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I mean “the big guy is famously impulsive, deeply stupid and/or senile, and started lying to cover his ass” is just as likely????
ICE is younger than the Todd Phillips comedy “Old School” starring Will Ferrell, Luke Wilson, and Vince Vaughan, with notable supporting performances by Jeremy Piven, Ellen Pompeo, and Craig Kilborn
January 9, 2026 at 12:52 PM
ICE is younger than the Todd Phillips comedy “Old School” starring Will Ferrell, Luke Wilson, and Vince Vaughan, with notable supporting performances by Jeremy Piven, Ellen Pompeo, and Craig Kilborn
These are the same people that wonder why D registrations are sinking like a rock. Some of us want to just do the right thing without engaging in team sports
January 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM
These are the same people that wonder why D registrations are sinking like a rock. Some of us want to just do the right thing without engaging in team sports
A tenth of the work force not showing up because daycares are closed for intruder alerts seems bad?
December 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
A tenth of the work force not showing up because daycares are closed for intruder alerts seems bad?
Gotta hit it with the Spirit Halloween banner
December 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Gotta hit it with the Spirit Halloween banner
If we all make one it has to work right
December 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
If we all make one it has to work right
This is just to say
I have eaten
the human organ
that was in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for transplant
I have eaten
the human organ
that was in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for transplant
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This is just to say
I have eaten
the human organ
that was in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for transplant
I have eaten
the human organ
that was in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for transplant
Valuations that assume no negative downstream affects from *checks notes* a society with >50% unemployment and a knowledge economy controlled by an oligopoly?
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Valuations that assume no negative downstream affects from *checks notes* a society with >50% unemployment and a knowledge economy controlled by an oligopoly?
Why does he look like Harry Shearer
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Why does he look like Harry Shearer
“Biff world” is a good description of our current reality
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
“Biff world” is a good description of our current reality
Chuck Schumer this man is gonna take your job, and at this rate he might walk into your house and take your turkey too
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Chuck Schumer this man is gonna take your job, and at this rate he might walk into your house and take your turkey too