democrats ruleeee
@trustworthyperson.bsky.social
Just serious.
Everything I post is in lieu of the constant doom-scrolling. I find the absurdity of creating fake news puts my weary soul at ease. If I offend anyone, then fuck you for voting for the wrong person. If I inspire anyone, slide into DMs
Everything I post is in lieu of the constant doom-scrolling. I find the absurdity of creating fake news puts my weary soul at ease. If I offend anyone, then fuck you for voting for the wrong person. If I inspire anyone, slide into DMs
Jesus died playing lacrosse.
February 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Jesus died playing lacrosse.
This really wasn’t the election to vote for Joe Biden :/
December 17, 2024 at 6:35 PM
This really wasn’t the election to vote for Joe Biden :/
Say “Yes” to no drugs.
December 6, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Say “Yes” to no drugs.
Swipe right on universal healthcare
December 6, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Swipe right on universal healthcare
I think Banksy put it best when he said, “…”
December 6, 2024 at 8:27 PM
I think Banksy put it best when he said, “…”
what’s next, STRAIGHT marriage??
December 4, 2024 at 12:47 AM
what’s next, STRAIGHT marriage??
Mark Davíd Chapman shot John Lennon because he heard that happiness is a warm gun. I think we know who’s to blame for THAT epic fail 😂
November 28, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Mark Davíd Chapman shot John Lennon because he heard that happiness is a warm gun. I think we know who’s to blame for THAT epic fail 😂
RepubliCANTs: get your head out of my ass and listen to some Fox News for once. They’ve got awesome ideas on how to make slavery happen more.
November 28, 2024 at 1:40 AM
RepubliCANTs: get your head out of my ass and listen to some Fox News for once. They’ve got awesome ideas on how to make slavery happen more.
I can’t decide who I hate more: J.K. Simmons or J.K. Rowling… jk!
November 28, 2024 at 1:24 AM
I can’t decide who I hate more: J.K. Simmons or J.K. Rowling… jk!
Buddha died on the cross for Jesus’s sins.
November 28, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Buddha died on the cross for Jesus’s sins.
Libtards (Librarians) need to stop having sexy glasses and start handing out books for fucks sake! The only way to combat the spread of “fake news” is to hand out copies of the Half-Blood Prince to every conservative within handing-distance.
And spoiler alert: Trump kills Dumbledore.
And spoiler alert: Trump kills Dumbledore.
November 28, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Libtards (Librarians) need to stop having sexy glasses and start handing out books for fucks sake! The only way to combat the spread of “fake news” is to hand out copies of the Half-Blood Prince to every conservative within handing-distance.
And spoiler alert: Trump kills Dumbledore.
And spoiler alert: Trump kills Dumbledore.
If the Libertarians can spread misinformation then so can I: FDR was the worst president since JFK. Never elect a leader with initials.
November 28, 2024 at 1:18 AM
If the Libertarians can spread misinformation then so can I: FDR was the worst president since JFK. Never elect a leader with initials.
Calling it now, mark my words: the Supreme Court will reverse Roe v. Dwayne Wade within the first 14 years of Trump’s second residency.
November 28, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Calling it now, mark my words: the Supreme Court will reverse Roe v. Dwayne Wade within the first 14 years of Trump’s second residency.
Strange to me that Kamala won 90% of the popular vote but still ended up losing the election. If that’s not grounds for a recount I don’t know WHAT is. Anyway, I’m parked in a 15-minute zone and need to rush back to my car but it’s been nice tweeting with y’all.
November 28, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Strange to me that Kamala won 90% of the popular vote but still ended up losing the election. If that’s not grounds for a recount I don’t know WHAT is. Anyway, I’m parked in a 15-minute zone and need to rush back to my car but it’s been nice tweeting with y’all.
I wish I was kidding.
November 28, 2024 at 1:02 AM
I wish I was kidding.
If there’s another election… IF … I hope that the demtards run Trump. Presidents can only run for a third term if they switch parties ;) it’s a hidden loophole he’ll make. I wish I was kidding. All we have to do is get him to change his policies and then do a weekend at Bernie Sanders-type situation
November 28, 2024 at 1:01 AM
If there’s another election… IF … I hope that the demtards run Trump. Presidents can only run for a third term if they switch parties ;) it’s a hidden loophole he’ll make. I wish I was kidding. All we have to do is get him to change his policies and then do a weekend at Bernie Sanders-type situation
Don’t wake me up when November ends. Lemme rest dammit.
November 28, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Don’t wake me up when November ends. Lemme rest dammit.
trumpet the strumpet is now advocating for a 25% increase in terrorists from Mexico and Canada. What is this cunt-tree cumming to?
November 28, 2024 at 12:55 AM
trumpet the strumpet is now advocating for a 25% increase in terrorists from Mexico and Canada. What is this cunt-tree cumming to?
Call me old-fashioned. I dare you.
November 28, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Call me old-fashioned. I dare you.
I don’t think kids should be shot.
I think that adults should be shot.
I don’t think that Jesus liked that.
Gandhi once said, “I need to go to bed.”
I’m positive of this.
My keen ability to read the motives of others has poisoned the water supply.
Inside everyone is an unaware, shot child.
I think that adults should be shot.
I don’t think that Jesus liked that.
Gandhi once said, “I need to go to bed.”
I’m positive of this.
My keen ability to read the motives of others has poisoned the water supply.
Inside everyone is an unaware, shot child.
November 27, 2024 at 7:09 AM
I don’t think kids should be shot.
I think that adults should be shot.
I don’t think that Jesus liked that.
Gandhi once said, “I need to go to bed.”
I’m positive of this.
My keen ability to read the motives of others has poisoned the water supply.
Inside everyone is an unaware, shot child.
I think that adults should be shot.
I don’t think that Jesus liked that.
Gandhi once said, “I need to go to bed.”
I’m positive of this.
My keen ability to read the motives of others has poisoned the water supply.
Inside everyone is an unaware, shot child.
Start stocking up on perishables, my fellow one percenters. If you thought the pandemic was fun, you’ll loooove Big Battle 3!
November 27, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Start stocking up on perishables, my fellow one percenters. If you thought the pandemic was fun, you’ll loooove Big Battle 3!
No shirt. No shoes. No society…
NO SOCIETY!?
NO SOCIETY!?
November 27, 2024 at 6:55 AM
No shirt. No shoes. No society…
NO SOCIETY!?
NO SOCIETY!?
I think Trump is going to change the world forever 🥹😱😰🫣
November 27, 2024 at 6:54 AM
I think Trump is going to change the world forever 🥹😱😰🫣
I think Biden is a lot younger than he’s letting on and that’s why I voted for Harris.
November 26, 2024 at 12:20 PM
I think Biden is a lot younger than he’s letting on and that’s why I voted for Harris.
I say that Trump should issue an executive order to Dominos.
November 26, 2024 at 12:19 PM
I say that Trump should issue an executive order to Dominos.