tsamta clause 🎄
@tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social
Lvl 35 Gay Boy.
Bookish nerd. Coffee slut. Husband.
Maybe vaguely NSFW at times but, y’know, in a cute way. He/Him 🏳️🌈🍉
psn: tsamasaurusrex
switch: sw-7089-7863-3009
Bookish nerd. Coffee slut. Husband.
Maybe vaguely NSFW at times but, y’know, in a cute way. He/Him 🏳️🌈🍉
psn: tsamasaurusrex
switch: sw-7089-7863-3009
if she thinks that’s too much disney, she’d have a conniption looking at ours 😅
(not fully pictured are the mickey and goofy nutcracker ornaments on the window)
(not fully pictured are the mickey and goofy nutcracker ornaments on the window)
December 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
if she thinks that’s too much disney, she’d have a conniption looking at ours 😅
(not fully pictured are the mickey and goofy nutcracker ornaments on the window)
(not fully pictured are the mickey and goofy nutcracker ornaments on the window)
let’s start and over 30 selfie thread ✨
35 and still alive (barely)
35 and still alive (barely)
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
let’s start and over 30 selfie thread ✨
35 and still alive (barely)
35 and still alive (barely)
a happy spotify wrapped day to all who celebrate
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
a happy spotify wrapped day to all who celebrate
The highest military ranked penguin in the world lives in Edinburgh Zoo; his name is Sir Nils Olav III, and he’s the Brigadier General of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This is him furious that the other penguins were being noisy.
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The highest military ranked penguin in the world lives in Edinburgh Zoo; his name is Sir Nils Olav III, and he’s the Brigadier General of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This is him furious that the other penguins were being noisy.
repost with your four favourite thirst traps
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
repost with your four favourite thirst traps
he’s been legally stuck with me and my raging adhd for 6 years, thoughts and prayers for @txrrypxtts.bsky.social 🩵
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
he’s been legally stuck with me and my raging adhd for 6 years, thoughts and prayers for @txrrypxtts.bsky.social 🩵
November 6, 2025 at 11:41 AM
learning about bones n shit
November 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
learning about bones n shit
i think only ending up with one bag is actually very responsible of me
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
i think only ending up with one bag is actually very responsible of me
finding some unreal bathroom mirrors today lads
November 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
finding some unreal bathroom mirrors today lads
i fear dishoom may have ruined the concept of breakfast for me, because this naan concoction just rocked my shit so hard i need a cigarette
November 3, 2025 at 10:45 AM
i fear dishoom may have ruined the concept of breakfast for me, because this naan concoction just rocked my shit so hard i need a cigarette
this is the abuse i get from my beloved husband…
November 1, 2025 at 12:51 PM
this is the abuse i get from my beloved husband…
fun morning at the blank street post room (that banana bread matcha was unreal), now if blank street could just open in newcastle…
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
fun morning at the blank street post room (that banana bread matcha was unreal), now if blank street could just open in newcastle…
sorting my pores while i prep for our trip because multitasking ✌🏼
October 30, 2025 at 11:22 AM
sorting my pores while i prep for our trip because multitasking ✌🏼
yesterday’s pre-christmas meeting came through with the goods!
October 29, 2025 at 9:05 AM
yesterday’s pre-christmas meeting came through with the goods!
ngl i was expecting to be completely average but apparently i’m slightly above average?
October 28, 2025 at 7:04 AM
ngl i was expecting to be completely average but apparently i’m slightly above average?
the dying is in full swing, and it looks like i’ve gone full lady macbeth in the sink
October 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
the dying is in full swing, and it looks like i’ve gone full lady macbeth in the sink
k but why was i mugging in this random group pic on a hike?
October 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
k but why was i mugging in this random group pic on a hike?
this is the best i can do, you’re welcome
October 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
this is the best i can do, you’re welcome
5ft10ish / size 9
also i had to scroll far to far back to find a pic that was both full length and *ahem* appropriate
also i had to scroll far to far back to find a pic that was both full length and *ahem* appropriate
October 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
5ft10ish / size 9
also i had to scroll far to far back to find a pic that was both full length and *ahem* appropriate
also i had to scroll far to far back to find a pic that was both full length and *ahem* appropriate
after this weekend at work, a cocktail slushy was needed
October 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
after this weekend at work, a cocktail slushy was needed
labubu? tired, overrated, overdone, basic
streetwear stitch? stunning, iconic, never been seen before, a work of art
(and yes, that is the chaser 💅🏼)
streetwear stitch? stunning, iconic, never been seen before, a work of art
(and yes, that is the chaser 💅🏼)
October 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
labubu? tired, overrated, overdone, basic
streetwear stitch? stunning, iconic, never been seen before, a work of art
(and yes, that is the chaser 💅🏼)
streetwear stitch? stunning, iconic, never been seen before, a work of art
(and yes, that is the chaser 💅🏼)
10 years with this one today 🩵
October 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
10 years with this one today 🩵