Was Achilles dipped in ivermectin?

*Two weeks after slipping and falling publicly*

"I have disrupted the woke footwear industry with my new cyberboots!"

*Unveils snowshoes, but somehow larger, more cumbersome and randomly angular*

The big thing is that it's not that hard, either. If you're not completely self-absorbed and are willing to meet someone halfway, there will be straight women who find you attractive. The bar is pretty low.

There's also the matter of people's tastes tending to ossify as they get older as art continues to develop and evolve. Basically every "generation" thinks that art is dying when they're simply no longer keeping up

One bad year isn't an issue, but I'm not sure what's the plan for next year when I look at this team. Liking what Stevens is doing in garbage time and James has shown promise, though is a little too ball dominant right now.

This team simply doesn't have it. At this point, I want to see a lot more of the freshmen, get them more game experience and see if they have enough promise to justify avoiding the portal again.

*Disney execs scrambling to green light a Great Lakes Avengers TV series*

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Also, finally realized what this reminds me of. Apparently Tommy Wiseau wrote this copy.

Snow flying off a giant SUV's roof into your windshield (or god forbid straight into you if you're on a bike) season!

I'd say that Daines and Russell bring inverted vibes to their signature roles

Daines = Barely holding it together on the surface / scene chewing that belies a character's steely reserve.

Russell = Steely surface / relatively subtle performance that belies the character barely holding it together.