tori
@tttori.bsky.social
bay area. she/her. cats, books and crafts. maybe a hint of tech.
got an average of being excellent
the median just dope
got an average of being excellent
the median just dope
If anyone is out there listening, it would be extremely cool if payroll hits tomorrow instead of Monday
December 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If anyone is out there listening, it would be extremely cool if payroll hits tomorrow instead of Monday
OBGYN office puts seasonal potholders on the stirrups
Women make everything better
Women make everything better
December 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
OBGYN office puts seasonal potholders on the stirrups
Women make everything better
Women make everything better
Someone started parking a cybertruck in my neighborhood recently and idk what’s worse:
Them living in an apartment much like my own (financially stupid)
Them living in the adjacent condo tract but parking that dumpster in front of apartments bc it doesn’t fit inside (wealthier dickhead)
Them living in an apartment much like my own (financially stupid)
Them living in the adjacent condo tract but parking that dumpster in front of apartments bc it doesn’t fit inside (wealthier dickhead)
December 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Someone started parking a cybertruck in my neighborhood recently and idk what’s worse:
Them living in an apartment much like my own (financially stupid)
Them living in the adjacent condo tract but parking that dumpster in front of apartments bc it doesn’t fit inside (wealthier dickhead)
Them living in an apartment much like my own (financially stupid)
Them living in the adjacent condo tract but parking that dumpster in front of apartments bc it doesn’t fit inside (wealthier dickhead)
My rosacea clashes with all my cool tone makeup
(and the rest of my cool neutral skin)
Woe is me
(and the rest of my cool neutral skin)
Woe is me
December 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
My rosacea clashes with all my cool tone makeup
(and the rest of my cool neutral skin)
Woe is me
(and the rest of my cool neutral skin)
Woe is me
Was browsing through my saved places around my doctor’s office, saw a bbq spot, then realized why I’ve never gone. They don’t have mac and cheese.
December 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Was browsing through my saved places around my doctor’s office, saw a bbq spot, then realized why I’ve never gone. They don’t have mac and cheese.
Hit every green light on the 10 mile expressway stretch of my commute
Taking that as a reward for making it in to the office for once, rather than a sign I should come in more than a couple of times a month
Taking that as a reward for making it in to the office for once, rather than a sign I should come in more than a couple of times a month
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Hit every green light on the 10 mile expressway stretch of my commute
Taking that as a reward for making it in to the office for once, rather than a sign I should come in more than a couple of times a month
Taking that as a reward for making it in to the office for once, rather than a sign I should come in more than a couple of times a month
I want to try one after work but I slept like shit last night, so technically I can’t afford to actively ruin my sleep tonight
December 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I want to try one after work but I slept like shit last night, so technically I can’t afford to actively ruin my sleep tonight
Not into whiny men irl but I do love a Midwest emo band with whiny vocals
December 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Not into whiny men irl but I do love a Midwest emo band with whiny vocals
PG&E can tout that they’re lowering rates til the cows come home, but why am I still paying nearly $300 every month while living in a flat?!
Do I need to freeze to get under $200????
Do I need to freeze to get under $200????
December 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
PG&E can tout that they’re lowering rates til the cows come home, but why am I still paying nearly $300 every month while living in a flat?!
Do I need to freeze to get under $200????
Do I need to freeze to get under $200????
Never thought I’d see Vince Staples talk about TLC’s Sister Wives
I love him so much
I love him so much
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Never thought I’d see Vince Staples talk about TLC’s Sister Wives
I love him so much
I love him so much
Rosacea is acting up
My body is rebelling against the hedonism I’ve been partaking in
My body is rebelling against the hedonism I’ve been partaking in
December 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Rosacea is acting up
My body is rebelling against the hedonism I’ve been partaking in
My body is rebelling against the hedonism I’ve been partaking in
Does anyone have recs on what to give my vet staff as a thank you/parting gift? The practice closes after this week.
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Does anyone have recs on what to give my vet staff as a thank you/parting gift? The practice closes after this week.
Why’d I have to fork over my birthdate to Bluesky
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Why’d I have to fork over my birthdate to Bluesky
Watching the Diddy docuseries
It’s really a shame someone didn’t [redacted] back in the 90s
It’s really a shame someone didn’t [redacted] back in the 90s
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Watching the Diddy docuseries
It’s really a shame someone didn’t [redacted] back in the 90s
It’s really a shame someone didn’t [redacted] back in the 90s
Got a small cut on my index finger where yarn sits when I knit
My fix? Slapping a pimple patch on it so I can still knit
My hood will not be finished in time for whale watching on Saturday but I’m motivated to get it done this winter while it’d be usable
My fix? Slapping a pimple patch on it so I can still knit
My hood will not be finished in time for whale watching on Saturday but I’m motivated to get it done this winter while it’d be usable
December 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Got a small cut on my index finger where yarn sits when I knit
My fix? Slapping a pimple patch on it so I can still knit
My hood will not be finished in time for whale watching on Saturday but I’m motivated to get it done this winter while it’d be usable
My fix? Slapping a pimple patch on it so I can still knit
My hood will not be finished in time for whale watching on Saturday but I’m motivated to get it done this winter while it’d be usable
One of my cats won’t settle down and it is making me SO overstimulated
December 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
One of my cats won’t settle down and it is making me SO overstimulated
Jacob Elordi can’t keep doing this to me
December 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Jacob Elordi can’t keep doing this to me
Pray for me as I brave a night of heavy festive drinking
December 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Pray for me as I brave a night of heavy festive drinking
Wow very rude that Fallout S2 didn’t drop this weekend as I somehow thought it would
December 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Wow very rude that Fallout S2 didn’t drop this weekend as I somehow thought it would
Severance S3 apparently won’t drop til summer 2027 and we’ll probably all be dead by then
But if not, it’s a reason to keep going!!
But if not, it’s a reason to keep going!!
December 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Severance S3 apparently won’t drop til summer 2027 and we’ll probably all be dead by then
But if not, it’s a reason to keep going!!
But if not, it’s a reason to keep going!!
Tweaking my hair color to add a bit more red + vibrancy, and I’m excited for the change!
It’s nice to be a somewhat passable fake-natural redhead, but my unnatural color side is taking over once again
It’s nice to be a somewhat passable fake-natural redhead, but my unnatural color side is taking over once again
December 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Tweaking my hair color to add a bit more red + vibrancy, and I’m excited for the change!
It’s nice to be a somewhat passable fake-natural redhead, but my unnatural color side is taking over once again
It’s nice to be a somewhat passable fake-natural redhead, but my unnatural color side is taking over once again
I feel bad bc my dentist never makes me pay anything out of pocket except for things they have to outsource
But my insurance reimbursed them for my aligners instead of me bc that’s how my plan is coded 🫠
I’m so sorry but I do want that $1500
But my insurance reimbursed them for my aligners instead of me bc that’s how my plan is coded 🫠
I’m so sorry but I do want that $1500
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I feel bad bc my dentist never makes me pay anything out of pocket except for things they have to outsource
But my insurance reimbursed them for my aligners instead of me bc that’s how my plan is coded 🫠
I’m so sorry but I do want that $1500
But my insurance reimbursed them for my aligners instead of me bc that’s how my plan is coded 🫠
I’m so sorry but I do want that $1500
It’s that time of year again: Trupanion informed me they’re once again bending me tf over with another monthly premium increase
My cats are 1 year apart and I’ve filed one singular claim in 3 years
Arya’s rate is going up 15% and Jameson’s is going up 42%
$300 a month
Idk man
My cats are 1 year apart and I’ve filed one singular claim in 3 years
Arya’s rate is going up 15% and Jameson’s is going up 42%
$300 a month
Idk man
December 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It’s that time of year again: Trupanion informed me they’re once again bending me tf over with another monthly premium increase
My cats are 1 year apart and I’ve filed one singular claim in 3 years
Arya’s rate is going up 15% and Jameson’s is going up 42%
$300 a month
Idk man
My cats are 1 year apart and I’ve filed one singular claim in 3 years
Arya’s rate is going up 15% and Jameson’s is going up 42%
$300 a month
Idk man
Marisoland mail club is so sweet. Might be the best $5ish I spend per month.
I love her art. 2026 will be my second year w her wall calendar, and I also have a print framed in my office.
I love her art. 2026 will be my second year w her wall calendar, and I also have a print framed in my office.
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Marisoland mail club is so sweet. Might be the best $5ish I spend per month.
I love her art. 2026 will be my second year w her wall calendar, and I also have a print framed in my office.
I love her art. 2026 will be my second year w her wall calendar, and I also have a print framed in my office.