Tuckermania
@tuckermania.bsky.social
Michigan-Texas-Spain-NYC-Ukraine-Michigan. Go Blue!
Good luck! Remember to call 911 in case of an emergency but not for any fake shit
December 28, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Good luck! Remember to call 911 in case of an emergency but not for any fake shit
If I ever see a prehistoric shark in town, I will show the proper respect…then I will go for the jugular! My town shall remain sharkless!
December 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
If I ever see a prehistoric shark in town, I will show the proper respect…then I will go for the jugular! My town shall remain sharkless!
She should decrie the lip filler and the plastic surgeon. More damage there, frankly
December 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
She should decrie the lip filler and the plastic surgeon. More damage there, frankly
I even dug in the grass outside my apartment and I can’t find fucks to give this dude!
December 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I even dug in the grass outside my apartment and I can’t find fucks to give this dude!
But in Prometheus, Idris Elba breaks out a Christmas tree!
December 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
But in Prometheus, Idris Elba breaks out a Christmas tree!
That’s gonna get you deported.
December 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
That’s gonna get you deported.
Watched it last night on midnight shift. “Guess we’re gonna need some new FBI guys “
December 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Watched it last night on midnight shift. “Guess we’re gonna need some new FBI guys “
They should waterboard him
December 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
They should waterboard him
I checked in all my closets, corners and cabinets. I have ZERO FUCKS TO GIVE FOR THIS!
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I checked in all my closets, corners and cabinets. I have ZERO FUCKS TO GIVE FOR THIS!
My ex-wife’s ancestors probably blew up the toaster oven back then too.
December 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My ex-wife’s ancestors probably blew up the toaster oven back then too.
La tierra aquí está completamente congelada!
December 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
La tierra aquí está completamente congelada!
I still remember when it was near Uranus! 🤣
December 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I still remember when it was near Uranus! 🤣
They came to teach lessons; not get horned on! 🤣😎
December 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
They came to teach lessons; not get horned on! 🤣😎
