Todd Cassel
@tudec.bsky.social
NJ transplant to hot, dangerous desert since ‘02. If you don’t want timeline filled with AZ Coyotes, Yankees, movies, TV & comics takes: back away from the Follow.
I’m sure those mid-term election polls will manage to impact this fictional distribution.
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I’m sure those mid-term election polls will manage to impact this fictional distribution.
Store brand can’t afford leprechauns, but monkey pirates…YES!
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Store brand can’t afford leprechauns, but monkey pirates…YES!
That right hand…whose? That incorrect birthday (May 31). That left teeny thumbmate.
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
That right hand…whose? That incorrect birthday (May 31). That left teeny thumbmate.
I used to scour this thing every year as a kid. Haven’t done so for decades. I suppose that means I have no right to shake my head and tut tut what a shame.
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I used to scour this thing every year as a kid. Haven’t done so for decades. I suppose that means I have no right to shake my head and tut tut what a shame.
Time to start my final stretch of the year of taking all Fridays off work. Makes for nice, roomy movie going…
November 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Time to start my final stretch of the year of taking all Fridays off work. Makes for nice, roomy movie going…
I remember this being one of my favorite cartoon shows as a little ‘un. It felt like there were a million episodes: but there were only 17. Seventeen!! I suppose I’ve seen each one over a dozen times in endless reruns.
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I remember this being one of my favorite cartoon shows as a little ‘un. It felt like there were a million episodes: but there were only 17. Seventeen!! I suppose I’ve seen each one over a dozen times in endless reruns.
Favorite quote of day:
Astronomer: We don’t know that there are inhabitants on Mars
Reporter: if there are, is it probable they built canals?
“You recall to my mind the question ‘does your brother like cheese?’ ‘I don’t have a brother’ ‘Well if you had, would he like cheese?’
Astronomer: We don’t know that there are inhabitants on Mars
Reporter: if there are, is it probable they built canals?
“You recall to my mind the question ‘does your brother like cheese?’ ‘I don’t have a brother’ ‘Well if you had, would he like cheese?’
November 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Favorite quote of day:
Astronomer: We don’t know that there are inhabitants on Mars
Reporter: if there are, is it probable they built canals?
“You recall to my mind the question ‘does your brother like cheese?’ ‘I don’t have a brother’ ‘Well if you had, would he like cheese?’
Astronomer: We don’t know that there are inhabitants on Mars
Reporter: if there are, is it probable they built canals?
“You recall to my mind the question ‘does your brother like cheese?’ ‘I don’t have a brother’ ‘Well if you had, would he like cheese?’
Can be used in place of “Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers”
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Can be used in place of “Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers”
The only good puns are incredibly stretched for puns.
November 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The only good puns are incredibly stretched for puns.
8pm: One
And devil-boy earned himself an extra Reese’s. At this point, I should have given him the entire bowl.
And devil-boy earned himself an extra Reese’s. At this point, I should have given him the entire bowl.
November 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
8pm: One
And devil-boy earned himself an extra Reese’s. At this point, I should have given him the entire bowl.
And devil-boy earned himself an extra Reese’s. At this point, I should have given him the entire bowl.
This is the first Halloween in this neighborhood that I only bought one box of full-size candy, as our visits usually range in the teens with 24 being the biggest night of past two decades.
Now just watch me run out of goods tonight and get egged.
Now just watch me run out of goods tonight and get egged.
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This is the first Halloween in this neighborhood that I only bought one box of full-size candy, as our visits usually range in the teens with 24 being the biggest night of past two decades.
Now just watch me run out of goods tonight and get egged.
Now just watch me run out of goods tonight and get egged.
Them’s the great comics.
(Damn, you would think these would be easier to find. One here doesn’t make it completely off panel, and the other is a parody)
(Damn, you would think these would be easier to find. One here doesn’t make it completely off panel, and the other is a parody)
October 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Them’s the great comics.
(Damn, you would think these would be easier to find. One here doesn’t make it completely off panel, and the other is a parody)
(Damn, you would think these would be easier to find. One here doesn’t make it completely off panel, and the other is a parody)
@jacknpollock.bsky.social I don’t get it.
October 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
@jacknpollock.bsky.social I don’t get it.
The movie publicity fun we need today.
October 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The movie publicity fun we need today.
October 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Won’t they be stale by Christmas?
October 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Won’t they be stale by Christmas?
Thanks for the assist, Time Magazine. No wonder you keep suckering me in with practically free subscriptions.
October 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Thanks for the assist, Time Magazine. No wonder you keep suckering me in with practically free subscriptions.
#Dbacks almost 50 years away.
Houston 6 of 8 in 2050’s-2060’s? If I’m still around, I’ll quit baseball fanning by then. I’ll be too busy struggling from breath to breath anyways.
Houston 6 of 8 in 2050’s-2060’s? If I’m still around, I’ll quit baseball fanning by then. I’ll be too busy struggling from breath to breath anyways.
October 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
#Dbacks almost 50 years away.
Houston 6 of 8 in 2050’s-2060’s? If I’m still around, I’ll quit baseball fanning by then. I’ll be too busy struggling from breath to breath anyways.
Houston 6 of 8 in 2050’s-2060’s? If I’m still around, I’ll quit baseball fanning by then. I’ll be too busy struggling from breath to breath anyways.
New branches in search of a tree.
October 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
New branches in search of a tree.
Look, I don’t want to be one of those too-soon guys, but it’s really not a joke: it’s a comment on the eeriness of this photo. He died from being hit by a train, and note the background illustration.
October 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Look, I don’t want to be one of those too-soon guys, but it’s really not a joke: it’s a comment on the eeriness of this photo. He died from being hit by a train, and note the background illustration.