Tudza
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Tudza
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You'll have to tattoo it on the back of your hand. You may bleed a little. Not like that other word.
January 27, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Bonus scientist fox?

One hopes sapiens is a prerequisite for boffinus
January 25, 2026 at 6:31 AM
As I recall, Japanese doesn't have a plural form. You have to say "two kimono" or "look at all the kimono over there"
January 23, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Merlot, I must be going
January 20, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Box Lunch Forum

Punk Pip Boy

Fortress of Felines
January 16, 2026 at 7:53 PM
January 14, 2026 at 7:30 AM
We are about to launch the biggest bushiest eyebrows you've ever seen.

That fish following Stingray always cracks me up.
January 14, 2026 at 7:25 AM
With very little effort, I made a good looking ARCH C sized image of this. Fridge indeed.
January 13, 2026 at 5:03 PM
You can't tell from the picture, but he's got it set for military/24 hour time.
January 6, 2026 at 12:15 AM
So, like Golem, only he says "Corum" all the time?
January 4, 2026 at 8:10 AM
You ever need an HTML animated version of that clock let me know. tudza.org/faceList.html
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December 24, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Polenta under the vegetables at left? Humus?
December 24, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I only have two deer jaw bones. Can't construct that at this time.
December 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
You have developed the very rare Carcossa Syndrome.
December 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
That would be The King Who is Inexplicably Orange
December 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Interplanetary? Just a guess.
December 18, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Doesn't actually deserve a derisive sound, but the "phone-friendly format friends. " prompted the generation of an acronym.

I'm a master of the boomerang, so your old stick should return in a moment. ( unless it's a kylie )
December 17, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Overlook or downgrade a black cap chickadee? Impossible.
December 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
PhFFF is all I have to say on the subject
December 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Ooo, lama. I've gone back to my print your own black and white wrapping paper scheme this year.
December 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Blue-Jay cracks corns and I don't care.
December 14, 2025 at 6:23 AM
At the mention of "horse" I pictured picking up a back leg and cleaning its hooves after a ride.

I always thought it was cool that in beginning riding class we saddled our own horses and brushed them down and cleaned their hooves after class.

Note: Do not take a class just before feeding time.
December 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Part of my job at the company I worked for for 10 years was shipping empty barrels of toxic liquid used in our production process.

Video games did not prepare me for the paperwork.
December 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM