Cory Harris
tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social
Cory Harris
@tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social
Enlightenment Pending. Abs Also Pending.
Currently reincarnating into my best self.

| Married 👬🏻🏳️‍🌈| Fitness Enthusiast 🏋🏻| Wannabe Buddhist 🪷|
2026 is about being more skanky on the internet.
December 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’d rather watch a show about Mindy navigating life in Paris because she is so much more interesting and talented than #emilyinparis
December 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I need people to stop replying to my emails today. I’m just here this week creating a paper trail to prove that I’m here and deserve to get paid. I’m not trying to be productive or make anything happen this week.
December 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I just want to scream in the rooftops about #heatedrivalry and how cute it is.
December 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
New glasses came in today.
December 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Reposted by Cory Harris
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December 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Reposted by Cory Harris
Holiday party for the local LGBT chamber! 🌈
With @tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I’ve never met a horse girl over the age of 18 who was mentally stable.
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I wonder if Tesla makes you take a survey to make sure you qualify as an asshole before letting you buy a Cyber Truck.
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
And quite frankly I don’t really want a lot of people at Thanksgiving anyways, but I’m just doing my due diligence of inviting people to be **inclusive**
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’m hosting my first formal thanksgiving and getting people to RSVP is so annoying. I just asked people to please let me know if they’re coming and everyone is responding with “who’s all coming?” Girl, why does that matter? You either want to come to my dinner or not.
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Reposted by Cory Harris
"behind every gay person there is a gayer, more evil gay person"
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Kind of like how happy I am that my husband is making dinner for once.
November 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I never know what to say on these type of platforms. Should I just micro blog about every inconvenience I face?
November 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Copilot is not a program that makes my life any easier. It reminds me a lot of an employee that I had to put on a PIP because they don’t pay attention and never do anything correctly.
October 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Chat GPT > Copilot
October 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I am a manchild and have continuously used my college email exclusively up until today when they blocked my access to it. I am so upset because my digital life is connected to this email account.
October 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The YouTube algorithm keeps showing me Minecraft videos and it makes me think that I should start playing Minecraft.

My only hesitation is that I do not have time for a new obsession right now.
October 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My Buddhist practice is going great, except for the part where I silently judge everyone who annoys me.
October 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I have been fuming over a salad for three hours now. I am sure this is a sign that I’m insane.
September 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I hate when the Greek yogurt gets watery in its container.
September 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Yo, what time is the rapture?
September 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I need to figure out how to take all this confidence and swagger I have at work and apply it to my personal life.
September 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Using Co-Pilot for the first time at work. I must say- it has nothing on my boo, Chat GPT.
September 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Back in my 20’s I would be able to cut weight like crazy. Nowadays, I have been eating healthy, cutting out alcohol, and lifting/running and guess how much weight I have lost: none. I’ve gained 2 lbs. 😭 remind me again why I decided to give up my dinner wine?
September 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM