Dr. Jessica Ball 🍪
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This is why, as a single lady who lives in Silicon Valley but isn't in tech, I spend so much time screaming into my screaming pillow. These are the same types who shilled "raw water" and were convinced we all wanted to exist as virtual reality avatars.
a woman is sitting in a crowd of people with her mouth open and the words `` i hate it ! ''
ALT: a woman is sitting in a crowd of people with her mouth open and the words `` i hate it ! ''
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January 7, 2026 at 5:59 AM
This is why, as a single lady who lives in Silicon Valley but isn't in tech, I spend so much time screaming into my screaming pillow. These are the same types who shilled "raw water" and were convinced we all wanted to exist as virtual reality avatars.
It is entirely too warm in Virginia today and I object.
a man in a striped shirt and tie is sleeping on a couch
Alt: a man in a striped shirt and tie is fanning himself with a sheaf of paper
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November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It is entirely too warm in Virginia today and I object.
Well, Congress passed a law about it after the last marathon shutdown, but laws seem to be pretty optional these days so 🤷♀️
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Well, Congress passed a law about it after the last marathon shutdown, but laws seem to be pretty optional these days so 🤷♀️
Wait until the feds get paychecks, we all gotta do our holiday shopping real fast...😂
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Wait until the feds get paychecks, we all gotta do our holiday shopping real fast...😂
Pls elaborate on Shia LaBeouf, I implore you
a close up of a sad cat with the words pleeeaasse written below it
ALT: a close up of a sad cat with the words pleeeaasse written below it
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June 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Pls elaborate on Shia LaBeouf, I implore you
Okay, probably closer to 300. But yowie!
May 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Okay, probably closer to 300. But yowie!
Not even in frame. That's gotta be over 400 meters
May 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Not even in frame. That's gotta be over 400 meters