Thinking of Abbot’s presidential ambitions I’m reminded of Seinfeld’s comment to George . . . “And you want to be my latex salesman.”

If he were well, he’d be holding rallies across the country with his sycophants to counteract the upcoming Epstein revelations.

He’s too weak and sickly to do that anymore.

Keep fighting for us Nikki!

Mary Miller is nuttier than a fruit cake.

I have to think that Trump has never “sprinted” a single time in his life.

Their new party logo.

If you think we’ll see the Epstein files anytime soon, just recall how we all reviewed Trump’s income tax returns when he released them.

Yeah. Still waiting.

The end days are upon us. The “Old Trump” would be barnstorming the country with huge rallies to change the narrative and accuse others.

The “New Trump” is too weak, old, & sickly to muster an effective counter-attack.

Of course, an animal is most dangerous when it’s cornered.

Be careful.

If your Uncle says the same thing at Thanksgiving you’ll cap the wine and send him to the recliner to sleep it off.

I’d rather be a Socialist than a Fascist.

Trump’s remake of Marie Antoinette’s famous gaffe: Sir. Sir. The people lack funds to buy bread.

Trump: Let them tap their 401-K’s. They’ve doubled in the last year.

Meanwhile he leaves for his Great Gatsby party with a woman frolicking in a giant champagne glass.

Absolutely clueless. Evil!

Trump would recommend they modify their signage by writing “Wendy’s” in large gold script - very imperial-White-House-like.

Didn’t we have it last week when Trumps said “But how is your 401K doing?”

They’re all about a heart attack and a midterm election away from heading to the big house.

And do we really think they’ll be back during Thanksgiving week?

Are Johnson’s actions a plan for Trump to declare Congress unnecessary and assume the king status he, and his minions, crave?

Trump may be positioning to declare the absent house “no longer necessary“ and assume total control of all functions of the government.

This is his “becoming king” moment.

It was like a pimp showing off his new prostitute.

I think “sit idle” has described Cardinals position for the past few years.

I pray that I can welcome those who finally make the decision, but find myself asking instead, what took you so long?