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I‘m just an average man with an average life. Ran out of hopes and dreams a long time ago but have plenty of cold hard sarcasm left.
Spoiler alert:
Unless somebody comes up with a healthcare plan where 20% of your monthly payment finds mysterious way directly into Donnies pockets there will be no new healthcare under a Trump administration.
Unless somebody comes up with a healthcare plan where 20% of your monthly payment finds mysterious way directly into Donnies pockets there will be no new healthcare under a Trump administration.
November 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Spoiler alert:
Unless somebody comes up with a healthcare plan where 20% of your monthly payment finds mysterious way directly into Donnies pockets there will be no new healthcare under a Trump administration.
Unless somebody comes up with a healthcare plan where 20% of your monthly payment finds mysterious way directly into Donnies pockets there will be no new healthcare under a Trump administration.
They pay you to buy it. Not exactly sustainable for the business/manufacturer, but as long as it makes Trump look good….
Just kidding, being amused by the stable mathematical genius. /s
Just kidding, being amused by the stable mathematical genius. /s
November 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
They pay you to buy it. Not exactly sustainable for the business/manufacturer, but as long as it makes Trump look good….
Just kidding, being amused by the stable mathematical genius. /s
Just kidding, being amused by the stable mathematical genius. /s
Do these idiots really believe that Kyiv will stop fighting just because the US are giving in to Moscows demands?
Reality check in 3…2…1…
Reality check in 3…2…1…
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Do these idiots really believe that Kyiv will stop fighting just because the US are giving in to Moscows demands?
Reality check in 3…2…1…
Reality check in 3…2…1…
In MAGAland education is not necessary. The government needs a large group of uneducated individuals who a. Can be manipulated easily and b. Provide cheap labor.
Education and critical thinking only gets in the way.
Education and critical thinking only gets in the way.
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 AM
In MAGAland education is not necessary. The government needs a large group of uneducated individuals who a. Can be manipulated easily and b. Provide cheap labor.
Education and critical thinking only gets in the way.
Education and critical thinking only gets in the way.
Almost correct. However the current administration’s policiy is much simpler:
Any order issued by dictator Donnie and his murder of cronies is automatically legal.
Orders issued by anyone else: automatically illegal unless it fits the MAGAgenda or Donnie himself benefits from it.
Any order issued by dictator Donnie and his murder of cronies is automatically legal.
Orders issued by anyone else: automatically illegal unless it fits the MAGAgenda or Donnie himself benefits from it.
November 30, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Almost correct. However the current administration’s policiy is much simpler:
Any order issued by dictator Donnie and his murder of cronies is automatically legal.
Orders issued by anyone else: automatically illegal unless it fits the MAGAgenda or Donnie himself benefits from it.
Any order issued by dictator Donnie and his murder of cronies is automatically legal.
Orders issued by anyone else: automatically illegal unless it fits the MAGAgenda or Donnie himself benefits from it.
No, we don’t need „deal“. We need to reinstate international law and force Russia back where it belongs: behind the 1991 borders. Unbelievable that half the world is not willing or able to put one rogue nation (on the verge of economic collapse) in its place!
November 30, 2025 at 6:12 AM
No, we don’t need „deal“. We need to reinstate international law and force Russia back where it belongs: behind the 1991 borders. Unbelievable that half the world is not willing or able to put one rogue nation (on the verge of economic collapse) in its place!
Like Donnie cares about what he’s allowed to do. He‘ll just issue the order, the military (previously purged and brought in line) will obey and nobody will bat an eye.
For some reason he always gets away with everything. :(
For some reason he always gets away with everything. :(
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Like Donnie cares about what he’s allowed to do. He‘ll just issue the order, the military (previously purged and brought in line) will obey and nobody will bat an eye.
For some reason he always gets away with everything. :(
For some reason he always gets away with everything. :(
As usual. Any „peace plan“ presented, any intention of negotiations, any readiness to cooperate, any weakness leads to Moscow intensifying their attacks.
Can we please finally learn and stop trying to be nice to Moscow? Strength is needed here, not diplomacy.
Can we please finally learn and stop trying to be nice to Moscow? Strength is needed here, not diplomacy.
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
As usual. Any „peace plan“ presented, any intention of negotiations, any readiness to cooperate, any weakness leads to Moscow intensifying their attacks.
Can we please finally learn and stop trying to be nice to Moscow? Strength is needed here, not diplomacy.
Can we please finally learn and stop trying to be nice to Moscow? Strength is needed here, not diplomacy.
Well, he doesn’t want educated children. Education might encourage critical thinking, something a dictator doesn’t need at all.
Keep them uneducated and you‘ll end up with a population easy to manipulate for your own good. All part of the plan.
Keep them uneducated and you‘ll end up with a population easy to manipulate for your own good. All part of the plan.
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Well, he doesn’t want educated children. Education might encourage critical thinking, something a dictator doesn’t need at all.
Keep them uneducated and you‘ll end up with a population easy to manipulate for your own good. All part of the plan.
Keep them uneducated and you‘ll end up with a population easy to manipulate for your own good. All part of the plan.
Hmmm…2003? Thinking about Yugoslavia and the famous Yugo 45.
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Hmmm…2003? Thinking about Yugoslavia and the famous Yugo 45.
One drug trafficker paid him off, the other one didn’t.
Everything’s peachy as long as Donnie gets his cut. If he doesn’t he‘ll go full mob boss on you.
Everything’s peachy as long as Donnie gets his cut. If he doesn’t he‘ll go full mob boss on you.
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
One drug trafficker paid him off, the other one didn’t.
Everything’s peachy as long as Donnie gets his cut. If he doesn’t he‘ll go full mob boss on you.
Everything’s peachy as long as Donnie gets his cut. If he doesn’t he‘ll go full mob boss on you.
Donnie doesn’t have a problem with drugs entering the country as long as he gets his cut and Argentina probably paid.
Being a true mob boss he’ll make Venezuela an offer they can’t refuse and the cash will keep flowing. No, sorry, it’s 2025, it‘ll be crypto of course.
Being a true mob boss he’ll make Venezuela an offer they can’t refuse and the cash will keep flowing. No, sorry, it’s 2025, it‘ll be crypto of course.
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Donnie doesn’t have a problem with drugs entering the country as long as he gets his cut and Argentina probably paid.
Being a true mob boss he’ll make Venezuela an offer they can’t refuse and the cash will keep flowing. No, sorry, it’s 2025, it‘ll be crypto of course.
Being a true mob boss he’ll make Venezuela an offer they can’t refuse and the cash will keep flowing. No, sorry, it’s 2025, it‘ll be crypto of course.
Didn’t realize Russian troops were that flammable.
Oh well, at least the surviving guy had it toasty warm in that trench. /s
Oh well, at least the surviving guy had it toasty warm in that trench. /s
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Didn’t realize Russian troops were that flammable.
Oh well, at least the surviving guy had it toasty warm in that trench. /s
Oh well, at least the surviving guy had it toasty warm in that trench. /s
250 kilometers per hour in an Audi S8 on A24 between Hamburg and Berlin. Good times. :)
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
250 kilometers per hour in an Audi S8 on A24 between Hamburg and Berlin. Good times. :)
It‘s pretty darn obvious, especially since Vlad himself stated that he is not interested in peace and Russia will fight till the last Ukrainian (which at the same time they still call „brothers and sisters“).
So can we please act accordingly before the last Ukrainian is killed?
So can we please act accordingly before the last Ukrainian is killed?
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
It‘s pretty darn obvious, especially since Vlad himself stated that he is not interested in peace and Russia will fight till the last Ukrainian (which at the same time they still call „brothers and sisters“).
So can we please act accordingly before the last Ukrainian is killed?
So can we please act accordingly before the last Ukrainian is killed?
Jeder Fettnapf, groß und klein, er findet ihn und tritt hinein…
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Jeder Fettnapf, groß und klein, er findet ihn und tritt hinein…
No sign of a spine, too scared to work against Donnie, the cowards are taking the easy way out.
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
No sign of a spine, too scared to work against Donnie, the cowards are taking the easy way out.
Like those written assurances that he has no intention of attacking Ukraine? Thanks, I’ll pass and put my trust in the cold war proven strategy of „don’t even think about it, we‘re stronger than you“.
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Like those written assurances that he has no intention of attacking Ukraine? Thanks, I’ll pass and put my trust in the cold war proven strategy of „don’t even think about it, we‘re stronger than you“.
Because it will make Donnie even richer. Giving up half a country is a small price to pay for filling Trumps coffers, isn’t it? Sure, there will be collateral damage (people losing their home), but we shouldn’t let such minor inconveniences get in the way. /s
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Because it will make Donnie even richer. Giving up half a country is a small price to pay for filling Trumps coffers, isn’t it? Sure, there will be collateral damage (people losing their home), but we shouldn’t let such minor inconveniences get in the way. /s
Sie sollen ja auch niemanden helfen Armut zu überwinden sondern dafür sorgen dass immer genügend billigste Arbeitskräfte zur Verfügung stehen. Man muss ja schließlich an den Shareholder Value denken. /s
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Sie sollen ja auch niemanden helfen Armut zu überwinden sondern dafür sorgen dass immer genügend billigste Arbeitskräfte zur Verfügung stehen. Man muss ja schließlich an den Shareholder Value denken. /s
No prison though, unfortunately. He‘ll take his golden gift bird from Qatar and flee to Argentina. There’s a reason why he gave them 20 billion and they are experienced in providing refuge for fascists. /s
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 AM
No prison though, unfortunately. He‘ll take his golden gift bird from Qatar and flee to Argentina. There’s a reason why he gave them 20 billion and they are experienced in providing refuge for fascists. /s
Afghans, Somalians, for Donnie that makes no difference. They aren’t white, therefore they are to blame. In Donnies world the only white person to blame for anything (ok, everything) is Biden. /s
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Afghans, Somalians, for Donnie that makes no difference. They aren’t white, therefore they are to blame. In Donnies world the only white person to blame for anything (ok, everything) is Biden. /s
There’s a reason why the constitution gave people the right to arm themselves.
It might be a good time to actually make use of this right and rid yourself off dictator Donnie and his cronies. They could all use a couple dozen years in a federal prison.
It might be a good time to actually make use of this right and rid yourself off dictator Donnie and his cronies. They could all use a couple dozen years in a federal prison.
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 AM
There’s a reason why the constitution gave people the right to arm themselves.
It might be a good time to actually make use of this right and rid yourself off dictator Donnie and his cronies. They could all use a couple dozen years in a federal prison.
It might be a good time to actually make use of this right and rid yourself off dictator Donnie and his cronies. They could all use a couple dozen years in a federal prison.
The deal was to „run the country like a business“ and that’s what he’s doing.
Ok, anyone with at least half a brain would know that this idea is completely stupid, but unfortunately it caught on, people voted for it and here we are.
Ok, anyone with at least half a brain would know that this idea is completely stupid, but unfortunately it caught on, people voted for it and here we are.
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The deal was to „run the country like a business“ and that’s what he’s doing.
Ok, anyone with at least half a brain would know that this idea is completely stupid, but unfortunately it caught on, people voted for it and here we are.
Ok, anyone with at least half a brain would know that this idea is completely stupid, but unfortunately it caught on, people voted for it and here we are.
In den Jobcentern sitzt dann an jedem Schreibtisch jemand mit fundierter medizinischer Ausbildung die es ermöglicht psychische Erkrankungen zweifelsfrei zu diagnostizieren? Na DAS will ich sehen…
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
In den Jobcentern sitzt dann an jedem Schreibtisch jemand mit fundierter medizinischer Ausbildung die es ermöglicht psychische Erkrankungen zweifelsfrei zu diagnostizieren? Na DAS will ich sehen…