oh my god fuck off

there's nothing wrong with wondering and idle curiosity. but writing a whole-ass substack post about how it's "statistically unlikely" is absolute nonsense

this is conspiracy-brained hogwash. it is not meaningful to say "look at all of these coincidences! the chance of this happening is less than 1%!" when you haven't—and can't—assign probabilities to any of the subevents, or determine how those probabilities interact.