I need more good gay gamer friends. Not so mhch the type that only want to hang out if they sleep with me, or the type that don't want to hang with me since they don't want to sleep with me.

Nobody becomes more distant and chronically unavailable than a friend that moves closer to you.

How would you describe "old people smell?"

Gonna put "I won in Balatro once" as my job experience in my resumé. Won't accept anything less than six figures.

The amount of times I've said "ayy it's a metaphor" while playing Metaphor Re:Fantazio is probably concerning.

X is gonna become an ex at this rate.