Hey, I was shocked to see someone attack you like this.

Hepatic encephalopathy is a tough break and you have my sympathies.

The problem here is not you and it's not your typos.

Don't let the bastards grind you down!

The only conspiracy theory I believe is that when young Jack Posobiec sold his boner pills, they only worked for gay sex.

Why would someone who lived in Trinidad and Tobago be fleeing Venezuela?

THERE'S A CURE!!!! This is great news!!!

spot on!

I was on BBC London News for a vox pop once and I was absolutely shitfaced drunk. It was quite embarrassing at the time but I can laugh about it now.

Where is Princess Margaret when you need her!

There is a reluctance in most UK media to hold Farage accountable. Financial irregularities, ties to Russia, dishonesty are all overlooked to report his rhetoric about migration and climate change denial. It's a problem.

Who sent me this Valentine's card???!!!????

That's not Pam Bondi. It is Ingrid Seynhaeve, a Belgian supermodel, who published a statement about that photo.

For Your Pies Only

I read recently that in every 2 cat household, 1 cat is a philosopher and the other is an idiot. Obviously a generalisation but I wonder if there's something to it.

This is prime rom-com material.

You should pose as a cosmopolitan Manhattan feature writer and woo the duke's son.