Theodore Turdbirther
@turdbirther.bsky.social
Bringing only the best there is. Or just whatever is on my mind.
Just realized my old co-worker wasn't British, he was AI.
September 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Just realized my old co-worker wasn't British, he was AI.
Let's be honest, most of them don't actually pray either.
August 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Let's be honest, most of them don't actually pray either.
UCP is so dumb, it needs Florida to lead the way.
August 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
UCP is so dumb, it needs Florida to lead the way.
Hopefully, Hanwha isn't owned by Kia.
August 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Hopefully, Hanwha isn't owned by Kia.
I mean, Ministry of Peace, was right there. I probably shouldn't give them any ideas though.
August 27, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I mean, Ministry of Peace, was right there. I probably shouldn't give them any ideas though.
Everything burning seems accurate.
August 27, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Everything burning seems accurate.
I'm not against nuclear power. However knowing this government, we would cheap out and get an RMBK reactor. Somehow it would still cost as much as a CANDU.
August 27, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I'm not against nuclear power. However knowing this government, we would cheap out and get an RMBK reactor. Somehow it would still cost as much as a CANDU.
This is me after having that extra serving and feeling the regret.
August 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This is me after having that extra serving and feeling the regret.
Me when I do the same.
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May 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Me when I do the same.
Sorry you lost him, but happy you had him as a father.
May 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Sorry you lost him, but happy you had him as a father.
"NOPE, doesn't count, his hand wasn't on the Bible" Is what I expect from a near future presser.
May 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"NOPE, doesn't count, his hand wasn't on the Bible" Is what I expect from a near future presser.
Just declare Miller an illegal and ship him to Syria without trial.
May 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Just declare Miller an illegal and ship him to Syria without trial.
10/10 cuteness, 1/10 stealth. -Ted
May 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
10/10 cuteness, 1/10 stealth. -Ted
World needs more if this.
April 19, 2025 at 8:04 AM
World needs more if this.
Utah goaltender with some assistance from Toronto.
April 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Utah goaltender with some assistance from Toronto.
Yep, poor dude just wanted to make life better for the world and love avians. He is our real life Bert.
March 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Yep, poor dude just wanted to make life better for the world and love avians. He is our real life Bert.
Hey Califonia, you ever consider becoming the 1st best province in Canada?
March 17, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Hey Califonia, you ever consider becoming the 1st best province in Canada?
Why is it? Anytime a pretty girl is mentioned in non pop culture media, I just assume she is a murder victim?
March 17, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Why is it? Anytime a pretty girl is mentioned in non pop culture media, I just assume she is a murder victim?
Dumb and racist? Compared to what exactly? I know Canada isn't perfect, but it is a lot better than most countries imho.
March 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Dumb and racist? Compared to what exactly? I know Canada isn't perfect, but it is a lot better than most countries imho.
Happy New Year!
December 31, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Happy New Year!
Oh? Kay?
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December 27, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Oh? Kay?
I was hoping for a four or five year contract. This will result in a likely overpay or can't afford in 2.
December 18, 2024 at 12:14 AM
I was hoping for a four or five year contract. This will result in a likely overpay or can't afford in 2.