Charles Van Doren
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Charles Van Doren
@turdferguson59.bsky.social
Former conservative whose eyes were opened by Trump. Avid watcher of egg prices.

Democrats should run on only one issue: universal health care. Can’t accomplish the rest of it without winning elections. This is the ONLY issue that will win elections.
But…but…but…this must be the fault of the Biden administration !!!!1!1!1!1!1!!1
September 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Didn’t you know? Essential oils fix everything!!!1!!1!1!1!!
July 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Damn I just became a huge Kevin Nash fan!!!
July 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Pete. I will die on the hill that he would be the best President of our lifetimes.
June 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I’m sure MAHA will find a way to say this is satanic.
May 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Sadly you are correct. It is who MAGA and their enablers are, which was enough to elect the Tangerine Tyrant.
May 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
A bunch of gomers in the hollers got a boner reading about this. It is absolutely who MAGA is.
May 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I actually once had high hopes for Rubio as a common sense centrist. Boy was I ever wrong.
May 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Don’t you know that your struggles don’t matter? The real life struggle is that Jeff Bezos might have to pay income taxes, and put off buying his 12th yacht. That is just so unfair!!
May 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I was just thinking, “What our schools need is fewer mental health professionals. Yep, that’s the ticket!!”
May 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
He is the single biggest ignoramus on the planet.
April 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Bingo!
April 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This is pornographic to these people. Gomers everywhere are cheering this on.
April 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Some gomer in West Sisterfuck got a hard on reading about this. The cruelty is the point.
April 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Lolol
April 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM