Justin Such-and-Such
@turdmobile.bsky.social
I'm just a random guy. Work my 40 so I can play video games and drums. Let me see your pets, and we won't have any problems.
Anybody else want it to be 1995 again for a few days?
March 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Anybody else want it to be 1995 again for a few days?
I propose we find a remote island that has no human population. Let all of the "immigrants go home" start their own country. See how long it lasts.
March 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I propose we find a remote island that has no human population. Let all of the "immigrants go home" start their own country. See how long it lasts.
I say we have a yearly presidential approval vote. Every citizen votes. If your approval drops below 30%, time to replace.
March 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I say we have a yearly presidential approval vote. Every citizen votes. If your approval drops below 30%, time to replace.
If you were wondering what to do with your Lotus Biscoff cream, the correct answer is to blend it with Blue Bell vanilla ice cream. I will accept fruit baskets as a form of thanks.
December 15, 2024 at 4:16 AM
If you were wondering what to do with your Lotus Biscoff cream, the correct answer is to blend it with Blue Bell vanilla ice cream. I will accept fruit baskets as a form of thanks.
Just a message to whoever sees this. I'm proud of you for still being here. I hope you love yourself as much as I love you.
December 9, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Just a message to whoever sees this. I'm proud of you for still being here. I hope you love yourself as much as I love you.
I don't know who needs to read this, but there is a difference between defensive driving and being an asshole.
December 7, 2024 at 1:00 AM
I don't know who needs to read this, but there is a difference between defensive driving and being an asshole.
If you don't have Be My Eyes, you should check it out. Feels good every time
December 6, 2024 at 6:59 PM
If you don't have Be My Eyes, you should check it out. Feels good every time
A kitty for your thoughts?
December 6, 2024 at 12:11 PM
A kitty for your thoughts?
Tis the season! Giving out gifts early. Please wait until the big day to open!
December 6, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Tis the season! Giving out gifts early. Please wait until the big day to open!
It ain't easy being...eh. What's the point?
December 5, 2024 at 12:11 PM
It ain't easy being...eh. What's the point?
I've seen a cat loaf, and I've seen a cat shrimp out. What is this janky-legged position called?
December 4, 2024 at 12:42 AM
I've seen a cat loaf, and I've seen a cat shrimp out. What is this janky-legged position called?
Anybody else 35+ still trying to figure out what they want to be when they grow up?
December 4, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Anybody else 35+ still trying to figure out what they want to be when they grow up?
In case you have yet to hear it today, just know that you are crushing it. I'm proud of each and every one of you!
December 3, 2024 at 11:28 AM
In case you have yet to hear it today, just know that you are crushing it. I'm proud of each and every one of you!
Anybody else feeling like this lately?
December 3, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Anybody else feeling like this lately?
Just throwing some kitty beans out into the ether.
December 3, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Just throwing some kitty beans out into the ether.