Unicorn Turds
@turdsofwisdom.bsky.social
Existing is something I do against my will.
Isn't it against the law to circulate Vogon poetry? You may have inadvertently caused several deaths.
September 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Isn't it against the law to circulate Vogon poetry? You may have inadvertently caused several deaths.
I've been hit with it a few times already. I think I'll play something else until it's vaulted.
August 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I've been hit with it a few times already. I think I'll play something else until it's vaulted.
That is a sentence both me and my wallet have never even thought.
August 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
That is a sentence both me and my wallet have never even thought.
I'm glad you're still working, but I'm not, and it's because of people that believe this shit. I hope you're able to do better in the future, but I'll never know.
April 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I'm glad you're still working, but I'm not, and it's because of people that believe this shit. I hope you're able to do better in the future, but I'll never know.
This is my current reality, except that I'm on the opposite side of the bed from my wife.
March 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This is my current reality, except that I'm on the opposite side of the bed from my wife.
Because most of my experience is fixing what people who say that puncture is "definitely repairable" have fucked up and broken.
March 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Because most of my experience is fixing what people who say that puncture is "definitely repairable" have fucked up and broken.
Your opinion is wrong, in my professional experience.
March 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Your opinion is wrong, in my professional experience.
I mean, they are almost worthless.
March 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I mean, they are almost worthless.
Microsoft going hard on making me want to never buy another Xbox. Game Pass is the only good thing they have now.
March 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Microsoft going hard on making me want to never buy another Xbox. Game Pass is the only good thing they have now.
So, you deserve every possible consequence of your actions, but I'd bet you're morally flexible enough to put on a red hat to avoid them.
February 6, 2025 at 9:02 AM
So, you deserve every possible consequence of your actions, but I'd bet you're morally flexible enough to put on a red hat to avoid them.
I know, but my willpower is shot.
January 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I know, but my willpower is shot.
I'm sorry if what I wrote was too complicated for you to respond without personal attacks.
January 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I'm sorry if what I wrote was too complicated for you to respond without personal attacks.
Not comparable, as Michelle Obama is a former first lady, and Trump was the outgoing president. Vastly different.
January 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Not comparable, as Michelle Obama is a former first lady, and Trump was the outgoing president. Vastly different.
I still think about playing The Guardian Legend so much that I bought an NES and the game to play again, but now I need to buy an older TV as well, because the NES won't work with my TV.
January 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I still think about playing The Guardian Legend so much that I bought an NES and the game to play again, but now I need to buy an older TV as well, because the NES won't work with my TV.
Fortnite x Mafia. The only media that hasn't already showed up in Fortnite.
January 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Fortnite x Mafia. The only media that hasn't already showed up in Fortnite.
The guy that appears on the tortoise.
December 17, 2024 at 5:07 PM
The guy that appears on the tortoise.