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Turk E Butt
@turk-e-butt.bsky.social
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We/Our....
Butthole Surfer....
More fucked up than yer sister's tackle box....
Anti-capitalist....Anti-theist....
Do no harm but take no shit....
No War But Class War....
Red Cons = Overt fascists....
Blue Libs = Covert fascists....
I block both....
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turk-e-butt.bsky.social
how compelling please face the wall now in vaporwave
December 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
you're welcome....
Tuxedo Mask: My job here is done Sailor Moon: But you didn't do anything Tuxedo Mask: *leaves*
December 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
🤭🤭🤭
"free of 'sin'"....
this screenshot is from a person's page's posts, where they're pondering on how to block everyone who dunked on them and made them look foolish.... post 1 - hey uh how do block all accounts in a thread again post 2 - blocked, blocked, blocked, none of the people I just talked to are free of sin they are, however, free of critical thinking
December 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
oh what fresh hell is this?...
I most certainly did not log out, why am I logged out now?....
screenshot of the login page....
December 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
oh what fresh new hell is this?....
screenshot of my bluesky screen, showing an empty following feed, with two options shown, "find accounts to follow", and "discover new custom feeds".... oh what fresh new hell is this?....
December 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
Colin Robinson sitting on his bed, with the caption "My only crime is that I was down to clown"
December 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
they refer to themselves as "Illinoisan"....
😠 that's wrong on every level....
we're Illini....
not Illinoisans....
fucking shitlib psyop....
screenshot of the profile "Illinois Eye on Leaders", which is to point out that they refer to themselves as "Illinoisan", which is absolutely incorrect....
December 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
"It's not like I asked you to build the Lego Enterprise, Jake"
Jake saying "I don't think I can live up to your expectations" in the first panel Benjamin saying "I literally just asked you to rinse your cereal bowl" in the second panel, while hugging Jake reassuringly
December 7, 2025 at 6:49 AM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
this is Someone from Anywhere....
I'm trying to put this face on a tshirt to hang in the Able Sister's shop....
this's beyond difficult fer somebody that doesn't know shit about shit like me....
Someone from Anywhere....
December 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
oh jeez....
this's on me fer getting curious about what happened to common sense 00 through 03, so I searched common sense, and got this list....
shitlibs, every fucking one'a 'em....
seems to be a "common" theme running among shitlibs....
cain't imagine why....
relevant screenshot
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
sticker of a juice box with Silly Goose Juice printed on it with a picture of a silly goose....
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
son-of-a-bitch!!...
😠
my flip-flop just broke....
picture of my just now broke flip-flop....
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
@soundwave187.bsky.social
I'm dead....🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm dead....
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
Moe loves it....🤣
Moe loving it....
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
aww snap!....
just now....😁
picture of the suggested greeting screen, where I'm about to tell Moe that Pussyfarts is what I want his greeting to be....
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
apparently, I'm glad I missed whatever it was that this is that I missed....
screenshot showing a reply by Fairly Gawdbitch with replies to her comment, which are all hidden by labels and mute lists.... there's more below the cutoff at the bottom....
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
I crack me up....😅
picture of a picture saved on my switch of a conversation between Raymond and Kiki, where Raymond is boldly saying "Pussyfarts!? Oh, yes. How do you like my Pussyfarts!? I can see this becoming my thing, Pussyfarts!!" hilarious....
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
ugh!....
it's on the pirate site, but 3 minutes in and it's glitching, like there's a problem with the source video....
screenshot of the movie titled Raise the Red Lantern, as it appears on the pirate website
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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congrats @404media.co, you got one helluva 🍯 here....
Isabelle looking at the camera with a smirk while Resident Services is on fire....
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
welp, another one'a these....🤷‍♀️
every day I wake up [crying]
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
you mean this one?....
Tom Paris transfigurating in Threshold, holding his tongue which he just pulled out of his mouth, and saying to the Doctor and Capt Janeway, who're offscreen, "I told you, it's bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S"
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
gawd damn these shitlibs are so fucking desperate to be right....
@oregonipa.bsky.social has added you to the "Helped elect trump now complains" custom feed list
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
and we say to those....
how compelling please face the wall now
November 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
jesus fucking christ!!....
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
**ALL THE DATA**
a screenshot of the Authorization page you get when trying to log into Clearsky with your Bluesky account as it's setup now....🤬
November 16, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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@clearsky.app
@clearsky.services
@support.clearsky.app

what the fuck is this??....
now we gotta log in to check our blocklists??....
what's next, shaking us down fer our lunch money??....
a screenshot of the Clearsky app, which now has a "login to continue" button below text that says "this section is restricted".... this was not there this morning when I last checked....
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 AM