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Just reading what he ate made me shit myself.
January 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Just reading what he ate made me shit myself.
Me, to my 46 year old self some days....
December 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Me, to my 46 year old self some days....
Her picture looks like my dog when it takes a dump. Trying not to make eye contact.
December 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Her picture looks like my dog when it takes a dump. Trying not to make eye contact.
1-900 numbers. Do they still exist and could a man in his upper 70s find a young girl? Asking for the president.
December 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
1-900 numbers. Do they still exist and could a man in his upper 70s find a young girl? Asking for the president.
Iowa is right behind (or ahead) of you?.?
December 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Iowa is right behind (or ahead) of you?.?
I'd like you to release that list
December 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I'd like you to release that list
Who gives a shit what they are doing? Democrats need to focus on what democrats aren't doing and that is preparing an agenda to unite America. The more you focus on Trumpisms the less you're prepared to win. We all know they are all giant turds. That's why they do what they do.
December 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Who gives a shit what they are doing? Democrats need to focus on what democrats aren't doing and that is preparing an agenda to unite America. The more you focus on Trumpisms the less you're prepared to win. We all know they are all giant turds. That's why they do what they do.
Whenever I see TPU or even try to stomach their website I feel dirty and gross.
December 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Whenever I see TPU or even try to stomach their website I feel dirty and gross.
Just made me a fan Pete. Go Baltimore!!!
December 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Just made me a fan Pete. Go Baltimore!!!
Why does she even care to continue to lick his boots? She's not even running again.
December 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Why does she even care to continue to lick his boots? She's not even running again.
A God that Trump saved is no God I want to save me.
October 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
A God that Trump saved is no God I want to save me.
Do you know what is stupid....400lb women in a wolf howling at the moon t-shirt with a red MAGA hat and dirty stretched out sweat pants listening to Kid Rock.
October 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Do you know what is stupid....400lb women in a wolf howling at the moon t-shirt with a red MAGA hat and dirty stretched out sweat pants listening to Kid Rock.
I've always struggled getting the right side of the tie into the zipper and then it just falls out. Wonder if thats part of the training those guys go though? GPA of at least a 1.25, must like Kid Rock, can tie zip tie....
October 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I've always struggled getting the right side of the tie into the zipper and then it just falls out. Wonder if thats part of the training those guys go though? GPA of at least a 1.25, must like Kid Rock, can tie zip tie....
Good thing I am a follow of Jesus and not a christian.
September 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Good thing I am a follow of Jesus and not a christian.
Oh Peter. I wish we lived in such a pretend world and I wish our elected congress people had the balls to do something about it. But alas, what we've said but not said outloud for years is that they are owned by corporate billionaires. That is all.
September 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Oh Peter. I wish we lived in such a pretend world and I wish our elected congress people had the balls to do something about it. But alas, what we've said but not said outloud for years is that they are owned by corporate billionaires. That is all.
Hey no worries. I'd bet you and I would be great friends based on what we valued. Fight the good fight and love your neighbors.
September 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Hey no worries. I'd bet you and I would be great friends based on what we valued. Fight the good fight and love your neighbors.
I was going for the whole "Native Americans were here first" thing and they would have objected at foreigners as judges thing. But I can see your 10 year old comments point now!
September 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I was going for the whole "Native Americans were here first" thing and they would have objected at foreigners as judges thing. But I can see your 10 year old comments point now!
Aaaaah. Did not mean that at all. Thanks for pointing that out
September 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Aaaaah. Did not mean that at all. Thanks for pointing that out
Thinking you may have missed my point, which is ok.
September 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Thinking you may have missed my point, which is ok.
Pocahontas is pissed because we have judges named Smith and Thompson.
September 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Pocahontas is pissed because we have judges named Smith and Thompson.
That is too kind.
September 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
That is too kind.
But what about the .0045 who are trans killers!!! Where does the pope stand about the less than .045% chance my daughter will have to pee in an inclosed bathroom stall in front of a trans perv!!!! Where are you on that jesus!!!!!
September 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
But what about the .0045 who are trans killers!!! Where does the pope stand about the less than .045% chance my daughter will have to pee in an inclosed bathroom stall in front of a trans perv!!!! Where are you on that jesus!!!!!
I prefer my parents to die in dignity in a nursing home. With the freedom to sit in their shit filled diapers for hours before help, to have their meds mismanaged, and to have their estate whored off to private interests who don't give a fuck about them. This is what they would have wanted
September 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I prefer my parents to die in dignity in a nursing home. With the freedom to sit in their shit filled diapers for hours before help, to have their meds mismanaged, and to have their estate whored off to private interests who don't give a fuck about them. This is what they would have wanted
Is Trump that old?
September 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Is Trump that old?
Car behind his spun out on the spray slime dripping from his hair. Came back around and clipped his car. Sad.
August 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Car behind his spun out on the spray slime dripping from his hair. Came back around and clipped his car. Sad.