Turnerisms
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(I guess) We did(nt) do it, Joe - but here we are.
Friend | brother | son | bisexual nightmare | mostly solid human 🏳️🌈
Friend | brother | son | bisexual nightmare | mostly solid human 🏳️🌈
Ted #2 has been here for months and has managed to shamelessly flirt with a crazy lady, a recovering addict and a nurse…
But he still can’t find a suit that fits correctly.
What a show.
#BeyondTheGates
But he still can’t find a suit that fits correctly.
What a show.
#BeyondTheGates
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Ted #2 has been here for months and has managed to shamelessly flirt with a crazy lady, a recovering addict and a nurse…
But he still can’t find a suit that fits correctly.
What a show.
#BeyondTheGates
But he still can’t find a suit that fits correctly.
What a show.
#BeyondTheGates
The man has been playing Ted since May and his suits STILL don’t fit right. Just swimming in that wardrobe like a child. #BeyondTheGates
October 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The man has been playing Ted since May and his suits STILL don’t fit right. Just swimming in that wardrobe like a child. #BeyondTheGates
Wait… did Pamala keep the wig but ditch that weird trans-Atlantic accent or am I being too hopeful? #BeyondTheGates
October 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Wait… did Pamala keep the wig but ditch that weird trans-Atlantic accent or am I being too hopeful? #BeyondTheGates
What if—WHAT IF Doug wasn’t murdered and Joey just has him disappeared somewhere but made it look like he was dead? #BeyondTheGates
September 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
What if—WHAT IF Doug wasn’t murdered and Joey just has him disappeared somewhere but made it look like he was dead? #BeyondTheGates
I will say this is the first time I’ve seen people on a soap have sex because they both liked Lord Of The Rings (or whatever)
#BeyondTheGates
#BeyondTheGates
September 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I will say this is the first time I’ve seen people on a soap have sex because they both liked Lord Of The Rings (or whatever)
#BeyondTheGates
#BeyondTheGates
They really put four extra pairs of eyelashes and some aggressive lip liner on Tamara Tunie and said “yes, this is drag.”
I hate this show sometimes 😂
#BeyondTheGates
I hate this show sometimes 😂
#BeyondTheGates
September 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
They really put four extra pairs of eyelashes and some aggressive lip liner on Tamara Tunie and said “yes, this is drag.”
I hate this show sometimes 😂
#BeyondTheGates
I hate this show sometimes 😂
#BeyondTheGates
I get that every soap needs a voice of reason in the face of crazy, even when the crazy hits them head on…
Days has Marlena. GH has Laura. OLTL had Viki.
But all of them went scorched earth once or twice.
I need that from Nicole. ASAP.
#BeyondTheGates
Days has Marlena. GH has Laura. OLTL had Viki.
But all of them went scorched earth once or twice.
I need that from Nicole. ASAP.
#BeyondTheGates
September 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I get that every soap needs a voice of reason in the face of crazy, even when the crazy hits them head on…
Days has Marlena. GH has Laura. OLTL had Viki.
But all of them went scorched earth once or twice.
I need that from Nicole. ASAP.
#BeyondTheGates
Days has Marlena. GH has Laura. OLTL had Viki.
But all of them went scorched earth once or twice.
I need that from Nicole. ASAP.
#BeyondTheGates
Cardi: I got Janet on my album for her first female collab.
Also Cardi:
Also Cardi:
a man wearing a fur coat and sunglasses is driving a car .
ALT: a man wearing a fur coat and sunglasses is driving a car .
media.tenor.com
September 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Cardi: I got Janet on my album for her first female collab.
Also Cardi:
Also Cardi:
I can’t believe they had Kat apologizing to a sentient cardboard box. #BeyondTheGates
September 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I can’t believe they had Kat apologizing to a sentient cardboard box. #BeyondTheGates
Wait.
Gene Hackman
AND
His wife
AND
His dog????
Gene Hackman
AND
His wife
AND
His dog????
February 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Wait.
Gene Hackman
AND
His wife
AND
His dog????
Gene Hackman
AND
His wife
AND
His dog????
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halle berry makes an excellent point about always being so vocal about what we don't want, that we forget to speak about the things we do want. i think it's harder for some people to even voice what they want for themselves, sometimes. many don't even know. i think we should all practice.
February 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
halle berry makes an excellent point about always being so vocal about what we don't want, that we forget to speak about the things we do want. i think it's harder for some people to even voice what they want for themselves, sometimes. many don't even know. i think we should all practice.
The human equivalent of the black plague wants to do WHAT with my anti-depressants???
February 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The human equivalent of the black plague wants to do WHAT with my anti-depressants???
It’s been a pretty harrowing few days here in LA.
I’ve lived in SoCal all my life and the Santa Ana Winds + wildfires have been a pretty common occurrence, but there is something that has felt particularly sinister and apocalyptic about this last round.
I’ve lived in SoCal all my life and the Santa Ana Winds + wildfires have been a pretty common occurrence, but there is something that has felt particularly sinister and apocalyptic about this last round.
January 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It’s been a pretty harrowing few days here in LA.
I’ve lived in SoCal all my life and the Santa Ana Winds + wildfires have been a pretty common occurrence, but there is something that has felt particularly sinister and apocalyptic about this last round.
I’ve lived in SoCal all my life and the Santa Ana Winds + wildfires have been a pretty common occurrence, but there is something that has felt particularly sinister and apocalyptic about this last round.
“When You Touch Me” by Brandy just came on my shuffle and it’s taking everything in me not to start body rolling on this squat rack.
a rabbit is hanging from a rope and holding a microphone .
ALT: a rabbit is hanging from a rope and holding a microphone .
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
“When You Touch Me” by Brandy just came on my shuffle and it’s taking everything in me not to start body rolling on this squat rack.
Now why they got a used car salesman and a data analyst as commentators???
December 25, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Now why they got a used car salesman and a data analyst as commentators???
Diddy had those girls fighting for their lives with that damn staccato for maybe one of the worst songs ever to assault my ears
December 17, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Diddy had those girls fighting for their lives with that damn staccato for maybe one of the worst songs ever to assault my ears
*Recipe calls for 6 cloves of garlic*
Me: I’ll add 12 to 14 just in case.
Me: I’ll add 12 to 14 just in case.
December 15, 2024 at 7:54 PM
*Recipe calls for 6 cloves of garlic*
Me: I’ll add 12 to 14 just in case.
Me: I’ll add 12 to 14 just in case.
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joy is resistance.
love is resistance.
we're not letting those people walk off with either.
love is resistance.
we're not letting those people walk off with either.
Everyone knows a huge goal of oppression is to wear us all down to nothing so that apathy and fear are high and they can do as they please..right? RIGHT.
December 14, 2024 at 5:58 PM
joy is resistance.
love is resistance.
we're not letting those people walk off with either.
love is resistance.
we're not letting those people walk off with either.
Watched “Return To Oz” for the first time last night.
Woke A out of a dead sleep this morning to tell him not to show me no shit like that ever again.
Woke A out of a dead sleep this morning to tell him not to show me no shit like that ever again.
December 14, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Watched “Return To Oz” for the first time last night.
Woke A out of a dead sleep this morning to tell him not to show me no shit like that ever again.
Woke A out of a dead sleep this morning to tell him not to show me no shit like that ever again.
There is something so inherently sinister about companies that lay their people off during the holidays. 🙃
December 11, 2024 at 1:46 PM
There is something so inherently sinister about companies that lay their people off during the holidays. 🙃
“Wait… HE WAS ACTUALLY GAY THE WHOLE TIME?????”
- me, watching In & Out for the first time
- me, watching In & Out for the first time
November 30, 2024 at 3:12 AM
“Wait… HE WAS ACTUALLY GAY THE WHOLE TIME?????”
- me, watching In & Out for the first time
- me, watching In & Out for the first time
The rise of these “lookalike” competitions is… concerning?
November 26, 2024 at 7:42 PM
The rise of these “lookalike” competitions is… concerning?
Creation. Power. Connection. Change.
November 22, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Creation. Power. Connection. Change.
Rihanna’s discography post-Good Girl Gone Bad is PEAK gym music
November 19, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Rihanna’s discography post-Good Girl Gone Bad is PEAK gym music