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No tits. Big dreams.
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Ummm did anyone’s Hulu live stream end?
March 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
THE GUM TOSS!!! AND SHE CAUGHT IT?!?! B
March 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Thank you, timothee chalamet, for being a highlighter in a sea of sharpies.
March 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
i wake up.
i check the state of the world.
hm. horrors.
i smoke in hopes it will make me clean.
It does not.
I get on couch.

this is my story

DUN DUN
February 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
if you need a distraction from the seemingly unending horrors I highly recommend binging this YouTube channel. it’s just this lady being a boss farming bitch and her asshole bird friends youtube.com/@country_lif...
Country Life Vlog
As a Country Life Vlog, we love to share what we do at countryside, engage with nature and make the most out of village life. Come and see the colorful videos of nature, unique cooking recipes and jus...
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January 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
not funny, but i’d argue that politicians ability to hold office while making judges about companies they they have *personal* stock in is wholly fucked
January 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
do i need to bake a focaccia rn or do i just need therapy
January 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
i think resistance for me today will be making my cat a little flower shop out of cardboard
January 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
trying to find little ways to make stuff instead of buying stuff. I’m doing this bc i want to engage less with big companies and bc i also have no money

What is something you make at home instead of buying?
January 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
i wanna know enough to make silly little jokes but not enough to want to walk into the ocean
January 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I love the energy of people learning mandarin out of spite
January 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Let’s ask Hitler if that was a nazi salute…
January 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
pls bro, he didn’t mean it bro, he was just excited (on ketamine) pls cmon man pls
January 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Hey what the fuck
January 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
no i did not watch the inauguration but i did make this lil guy. yes i gave him cheeks
January 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I would rather sh*t in my hands and clap than watch this circus again
January 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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We will deny defend depose til tomorrow comes
January 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
some sourdough asmr to distract from the horrors
January 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Be ungovernable but not like in a cute way
January 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
hey can I have like, 5 minutes
⚠️ BREAKING:

Novel Henipavirus Detected in Alabama, First Case in North America.

Closely related to deadly human-infecting henipaviruses like Nipah and Hendra.

This discovery marks the first presence of such viruses in North America.
January 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
my plans tomorrow include making a little clay cat, painting flowers, and crying a lot
January 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
How do I find my community here??

Dear Lord Algorithm, here are my interests 🙏🏻:

LGBTQIA+
Class Awareness
Theatre
Politics
Social Justice
Local Community
Crafts
DnD
Cats
Dogs
Home Aesthetics
DIY projects
Coloring
Video Editing
Coffee/espresso
Cooking
Baking
Health and Wellness

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January 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM