Turner Wright
@turnerwright.bsky.social
Escaping Twitter after 15 years. Wish me luck.
Preparing for the week
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Preparing for the week
And.... there is it. Nice to know he's handling his defeat with the same grace and dignity as with everything else he does.
September 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
And.... there is it. Nice to know he's handling his defeat with the same grace and dignity as with everything else he does.
That sums it up
September 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
That sums it up
Ron Howard's voice: In fact, he had no clue what he was doing. His brain had been surgically removed years ago when he visited Epstein's island.
August 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Ron Howard's voice: In fact, he had no clue what he was doing. His brain had been surgically removed years ago when he visited Epstein's island.
We're well aware of that. But you became a nazi all on your own.
June 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We're well aware of that. But you became a nazi all on your own.
Can’t travel without her, apparently
May 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Can’t travel without her, apparently
@openargs.bsky.social Another weird one... didn't the Proud Boys lose their trademark? How can they legally (or even quasi-legally) launch an official memecoin?
February 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
@openargs.bsky.social Another weird one... didn't the Proud Boys lose their trademark? How can they legally (or even quasi-legally) launch an official memecoin?
The sum total of my belongings 9 years ago.
February 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The sum total of my belongings 9 years ago.
They've lost their minds
February 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
They've lost their minds
Every day for the next four years (HT to @legaleagle.bsky.social and @lizdye.bsky.social):
February 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Every day for the next four years (HT to @legaleagle.bsky.social and @lizdye.bsky.social):
Sunday morning cat
February 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Sunday morning cat
"You don't understand our laws. For the highest members of our government to deceive the people... as strange as it may sound, it's an even more heinous crime than murder. It's unthinkable."
January 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
"You don't understand our laws. For the highest members of our government to deceive the people... as strange as it may sound, it's an even more heinous crime than murder. It's unthinkable."
Words aren't needed
January 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Words aren't needed
Everyone who supports Trump now is lost to the world.
January 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Everyone who supports Trump now is lost to the world.