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TurnipCannon
@turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
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If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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Earlier today I was asked why RAM is expensive and I could have ended it at "AI fuckos"
A signal message with the following text: AI fuckos have basically pre-bought the next bunch of RAM fab runs, for datacentres that aren't even built yet It has an "ok" hand emoji reaction
December 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Drinkin' whiskey AND rye? Their cup runneth over!
December 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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"Squirtle squirt?" tmi
December 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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The Millionaire AND His Wife? Our cup runneth over!
December 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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the very first sound Jimmy Stewart makes in It's a Wonderful Life kicks ass, it's like a bad impression of an Elite from the first Halo
December 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Pens coaching staff lookin like a bunch of hairless cats
December 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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a broken computer will not stop me from bringing cars to The People https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
TurnipCannon - Twitch
I play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity.
www.twitch.tv
December 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Joe Bowen should yell "holy fucking shit" on the air at least once in this last season of calling hockey, it will be worth it
December 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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These XCOM streams may as well be called "intrusive thoughts immersion therapy"

https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
TurnipCannon - Twitch
I play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity.
www.twitch.tv
December 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Hangman Adam Page Easton Cowan
🤝
Cowboy shit!
December 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Car Sims will be hosted this evening by Jimmy Carr. Please enjoy this edition of Carr Sims.

https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
TurnipCannon - Twitch
I play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity.
www.twitch.tv
December 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Quentin Tarantino Steps on Lego Piece, Orgasms

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December 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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One of possibly SEVERAL bonus streams this week, we're playing XCOM and Sudo is already over my shoulder wanting treats

https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
TurnipCannon - Twitch
I play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity.
www.twitch.tv
December 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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🎶 All I want for Christmas is me little Armalite
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Ted Leo AND the Pharmacists? Our cup runneth over!
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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He's a Dale hunter, he exclusively hunts Dales
December 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
having a delayed reaction to being mad at the Old Navy "Bust a Tunic" commercial, like goddamn, spend a LITTLE more time on a premise for an ad campaign
December 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
hmm these Canada Olympics commercials trying to inspire us with stories of athletes' success have yet to mention the guy with the lucrative drug smuggling ring
December 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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It's Sudo's birthday and it's Car Sims time, and that's the only thing going on this weekend, right?

https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
TurnipCannon - Twitch
I play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity.
www.twitch.tv
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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This is a real low point for FIFA, and that's fucking saying something
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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"put your hands together fo- hey what the fuck are you doing?! I said put them together, what's this clapping horseshit?!"
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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sudo be hackin

#dogsofmastodon
Sudo, a female German Shepherd, standing by an open laptop with a lot of hacker stickers on it.
December 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Hey folks, my sister's vet bills for her cat a while back were pretty dang big and she could use some support. Please consider chipping in a buck or two or buying some merch at https://ko-fi.com/rollinrabbit

#catsofmastodon
December 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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it's an XCOM bonus stream! a bunch of the world is pretty upset with me! they have a point!

https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
TurnipCannon - Twitch
I play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity.
www.twitch.tv
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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wedding is off until my fiancée authenticates with her yubikey
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM