━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙
@turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social
oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here
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( NOT ASSOCIATED WITH ANDREW HUSSIE )
Pinned
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TG: 𝙢𝙮 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙙
TG: 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙘𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙙𝙚,
TG: 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞’𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙮 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙚
TG: 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚.
TG: 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙤𝙣 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙠𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜,
TG: 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞 𝙬𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚.
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#HOMESTUCKRP #MVRP
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TG: 𝙢𝙮 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙙
TG: 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙘𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙙𝙚,
TG: 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞’𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙮 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙚
TG: 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚.
TG: 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙤𝙣 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙠𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜,
TG: 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞 𝙬𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚.
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#HOMESTUCKRP #MVRP
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dont you dare say anything
November 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
dont you dare say anything
glad to be a good reason for practice i guess but like
why goop
like why and how does it generate goop
why goop
like why and how does it generate goop
2o iit take2 2ome fiinagliing two get iit riight.
but beecau2e of you, ii have had plenty of practii2e.
but beecau2e of you, ii have had plenty of practii2e.
October 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
glad to be a good reason for practice i guess but like
why goop
like why and how does it generate goop
why goop
like why and how does it generate goop
a little nerdy but you know what everything cool is just a little bit nerdy sometimes so its chill
so youve basically got a teleporter
cool
so youve basically got a teleporter
cool
well.
okay 2o.
ii dont go anywhere, ii 2earch for thii2 2hiit through a computer program and then iit2 hooked up two an appeariifiier and when ii lock iin on a cool dead bug, ii ju2t appeariify iit from whencever iit diied and briing iit two me two briing two you.
ii2 that 2tiill cool or two nerdy?
okay 2o.
ii dont go anywhere, ii 2earch for thii2 2hiit through a computer program and then iit2 hooked up two an appeariifiier and when ii lock iin on a cool dead bug, ii ju2t appeariify iit from whencever iit diied and briing iit two me two briing two you.
ii2 that 2tiill cool or two nerdy?
are you like time traveling or some shit
thats kinda sick if that's the case
travelling forward in time just to get me some cool dead bugs i respect that i feel quite flattered
thats kinda sick if that's the case
travelling forward in time just to get me some cool dead bugs i respect that i feel quite flattered
October 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
a little nerdy but you know what everything cool is just a little bit nerdy sometimes so its chill
so youve basically got a teleporter
cool
so youve basically got a teleporter
cool
are you like time traveling or some shit
thats kinda sick if that's the case
travelling forward in time just to get me some cool dead bugs i respect that i feel quite flattered
thats kinda sick if that's the case
travelling forward in time just to get me some cool dead bugs i respect that i feel quite flattered
iit2 ab2tract tiime 2hiit non2en2e actually.
defiiniitely no wii2dom, phiilo2ophiical or otherwii2e.
barely make2 2en2e two me but ii u2e what ii can two get cool thiing2 for my cool bro.
defiiniitely no wii2dom, phiilo2ophiical or otherwii2e.
barely make2 2en2e two me but ii u2e what ii can two get cool thiing2 for my cool bro.
that makes no sense would you mind elaborating on that or is it some abstract philosophical wisdom
October 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
are you like time traveling or some shit
thats kinda sick if that's the case
travelling forward in time just to get me some cool dead bugs i respect that i feel quite flattered
thats kinda sick if that's the case
travelling forward in time just to get me some cool dead bugs i respect that i feel quite flattered
hey guys do you wanna hear about my totally new original character his name is beth the killer
October 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
hey guys do you wanna hear about my totally new original character his name is beth the killer
that makes no sense would you mind elaborating on that or is it some abstract philosophical wisdom
thiing2 that are dead can alway2 bee found iif you are able two piinpoiint where on the tiimeliine they diie.
still
youre pretty good at finding dead shit
im not superstitious but im just saying finding this many dead things around seems like a wild coincidence
youre pretty good at finding dead shit
im not superstitious but im just saying finding this many dead things around seems like a wild coincidence
October 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
that makes no sense would you mind elaborating on that or is it some abstract philosophical wisdom
still
youre pretty good at finding dead shit
im not superstitious but im just saying finding this many dead things around seems like a wild coincidence
youre pretty good at finding dead shit
im not superstitious but im just saying finding this many dead things around seems like a wild coincidence
youre welcome.
and pretty often, e2peciially 2iince ii look for them now.
> Previously you used to just find them because your bees would die eventually, obviously. But now, you're almost always on the look-out.
and pretty often, e2peciially 2iince ii look for them now.
> Previously you used to just find them because your bees would die eventually, obviously. But now, you're almost always on the look-out.
hell yeha
thanks
[ You carefully take the bug and put it in your pockets. ]
yknow
every time we talk you just so happen to have a new bug
how often do you find dead bugs
thanks
[ You carefully take the bug and put it in your pockets. ]
yknow
every time we talk you just so happen to have a new bug
how often do you find dead bugs
October 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
still
youre pretty good at finding dead shit
im not superstitious but im just saying finding this many dead things around seems like a wild coincidence
youre pretty good at finding dead shit
im not superstitious but im just saying finding this many dead things around seems like a wild coincidence
hell yeha
thanks
[ You carefully take the bug and put it in your pockets. ]
yknow
every time we talk you just so happen to have a new bug
how often do you find dead bugs
thanks
[ You carefully take the bug and put it in your pockets. ]
yknow
every time we talk you just so happen to have a new bug
how often do you find dead bugs
ii dont u2ually forget thiing2, e2peciially iimportant thiing2.
> You show Dave this strange rhino beetle that you found and saved for him specifically. It is from your adventure in another world.
> You show Dave this strange rhino beetle that you found and saved for him specifically. It is from your adventure in another world.
October 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
hell yeha
thanks
[ You carefully take the bug and put it in your pockets. ]
yknow
every time we talk you just so happen to have a new bug
how often do you find dead bugs
thanks
[ You carefully take the bug and put it in your pockets. ]
yknow
every time we talk you just so happen to have a new bug
how often do you find dead bugs
// oh yeah uhhh follow @kn1ght-of-t1me.bsky.social thumbs up thats my Non baby Dave
October 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
// oh yeah uhhh follow @kn1ght-of-t1me.bsky.social thumbs up thats my Non baby Dave
// oh right theres also the topic of hypersexuality i almost forgot about that
October 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
// oh right theres also the topic of hypersexuality i almost forgot about that
// kind of the same reason im scared of musing roxy too #tbh i would love to write about how actually being surrounded by people and being in a proper society has impacted him
also ive not read beyond canon but hes so. fucking handsome look at him. transmasc roxy u make me so happy
also ive not read beyond canon but hes so. fucking handsome look at him. transmasc roxy u make me so happy
October 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
// kind of the same reason im scared of musing roxy too #tbh i would love to write about how actually being surrounded by people and being in a proper society has impacted him
also ive not read beyond canon but hes so. fucking handsome look at him. transmasc roxy u make me so happy
also ive not read beyond canon but hes so. fucking handsome look at him. transmasc roxy u make me so happy
// id consider making an account for him but its not the same without his extremely gay moirail Mister Fellow. yes thats the actual name my bf gave for him
// his name is Apedia Weekie he's a big ass loser
October 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
// id consider making an account for him but its not the same without his extremely gay moirail Mister Fellow. yes thats the actual name my bf gave for him
// lowkey scared of being on my post-hs dave account. like what if he sucks complete balls.
October 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
// lowkey scared of being on my post-hs dave account. like what if he sucks complete balls.
// been thinking of musing roxy btw but idk if i could do his justice
October 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
// been thinking of musing roxy btw but idk if i could do his justice
// his name is Apedia Weekie he's a big ass loser
October 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
// his name is Apedia Weekie he's a big ass loser
// u guys wanna see my trollsona
October 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
// u guys wanna see my trollsona
oh youre still doing the bug stuff
i thought you would've forgotten
...
cool
thanks man
lemme see
i thought you would've forgotten
...
cool
thanks man
lemme see
ii do under2tand about liife just happeniing.
iit uh fiind2 a way.
ehehehe.
anyway, ii found 2ome weiird horned beetle whiile ii wa2 forciibly traveled el2ewhere.
ii 2aved iit two briing two you.
iit uh fiind2 a way.
ehehehe.
anyway, ii found 2ome weiird horned beetle whiile ii wa2 forciibly traveled el2ewhere.
ii 2aved iit two briing two you.
yeah life just kinda happened yknow
anyways ive been fine
just chilling
maxing beats
whats up with you
anyways ive been fine
just chilling
maxing beats
whats up with you
October 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
oh youre still doing the bug stuff
i thought you would've forgotten
...
cool
thanks man
lemme see
i thought you would've forgotten
...
cool
thanks man
lemme see
// i shouldve probably updated my pinned since ive read all of homestuck now but idc
October 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
// i shouldve probably updated my pinned since ive read all of homestuck now but idc
yeah life just kinda happened yknow
anyways ive been fine
just chilling
maxing beats
whats up with you
anyways ive been fine
just chilling
maxing beats
whats up with you
damn.
that2 good.
iit2 been forever 2o ii couldnt bee 2ure.
how are you?
that2 good.
iit2 been forever 2o ii couldnt bee 2ure.
how are you?
[ You give your bro a fist bump ]
same guy
same guy
October 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
yeah life just kinda happened yknow
anyways ive been fine
just chilling
maxing beats
whats up with you
anyways ive been fine
just chilling
maxing beats
whats up with you
// sorry ive not been too active!!! felt really nervous abt my dave portrayals idk
October 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
// sorry ive not been too active!!! felt really nervous abt my dave portrayals idk
[ You give your bro a fist bump ]
same guy
same guy
ii2 that my bro!?
> You offer up a fist bump to check.
> You offer up a fist bump to check.
sup
October 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
[ You give your bro a fist bump ]
same guy
same guy
cool
[ Yeah you are not sure what you expected their games to be like. Though you do wonder why they in particular like so many ''human'' games. ]
what else ya got
[ Yeah you are not sure what you expected their games to be like. Though you do wonder why they in particular like so many ''human'' games. ]
what else ya got
human ii2olatiion.
human2: dark de2cent.
human2 v2. predator.
human2: extermiinatiion.
de2troy all aliien2!
prey.
2tuff liike that.
> You don't usually play those type of games though because they can be a little too loud and jump-scarey for you.
but we have 2ome more chiill game2 two.
human2: dark de2cent.
human2 v2. predator.
human2: extermiinatiion.
de2troy all aliien2!
prey.
2tuff liike that.
> You don't usually play those type of games though because they can be a little too loud and jump-scarey for you.
but we have 2ome more chiill game2 two.
yeah 99% of the time it's just really annoying
[ Again, atleast it gets the sun out of your damn eyes for a bit. That's pretty cool. ]
yeah i play games
would love to play some with you though
i wanna know what alien video games you guys have
[ Again, atleast it gets the sun out of your damn eyes for a bit. That's pretty cool. ]
yeah i play games
would love to play some with you though
i wanna know what alien video games you guys have
September 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
cool
[ Yeah you are not sure what you expected their games to be like. Though you do wonder why they in particular like so many ''human'' games. ]
what else ya got
[ Yeah you are not sure what you expected their games to be like. Though you do wonder why they in particular like so many ''human'' games. ]
what else ya got
yeah 99% of the time it's just really annoying
[ Again, atleast it gets the sun out of your damn eyes for a bit. That's pretty cool. ]
yeah i play games
would love to play some with you though
i wanna know what alien video games you guys have
[ Again, atleast it gets the sun out of your damn eyes for a bit. That's pretty cool. ]
yeah i play games
would love to play some with you though
i wanna know what alien video games you guys have
oh.
> Well that's actually kind of just boring then, you think. Non-dangerous weather patterns are such a foreign concept.
2o iit doe2nt hurt and iit doe2nt drown you 2o iit ju2t doe2 iit two bee annoyiing?
anyway.
so you play game2 dave?
we 2hould play twogether 2ometiime.
> Well that's actually kind of just boring then, you think. Non-dangerous weather patterns are such a foreign concept.
2o iit doe2nt hurt and iit doe2nt drown you 2o iit ju2t doe2 iit two bee annoyiing?
anyway.
so you play game2 dave?
we 2hould play twogether 2ometiime.
usually it doesn't rain too bad and it's just kind of annoying. you won't drown or anything by being in it
August 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
yeah 99% of the time it's just really annoying
[ Again, atleast it gets the sun out of your damn eyes for a bit. That's pretty cool. ]
yeah i play games
would love to play some with you though
i wanna know what alien video games you guys have
[ Again, atleast it gets the sun out of your damn eyes for a bit. That's pretty cool. ]
yeah i play games
would love to play some with you though
i wanna know what alien video games you guys have
huh
i mean
i can torrent games if that's anything
and if not there's gotta be bee-related things i can get you
[ You have limited cash, sure, but hey why not get your bro something? You give your other friends stuff all the time. ]
yeah
just water
and i guess it depends but -
i mean
i can torrent games if that's anything
and if not there's gotta be bee-related things i can get you
[ You have limited cash, sure, but hey why not get your bro something? You give your other friends stuff all the time. ]
yeah
just water
and i guess it depends but -
but waiit.
but do you mean iit ju2t raiin2 raiin?
ju2t water.
that2. . . .
that2 really weiird.
2o you could ju2t drown?
by beeiing out2iide?
but do you mean iit ju2t raiin2 raiin?
ju2t water.
that2. . . .
that2 really weiird.
2o you could ju2t drown?
by beeiing out2iide?
August 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
huh
i mean
i can torrent games if that's anything
and if not there's gotta be bee-related things i can get you
[ You have limited cash, sure, but hey why not get your bro something? You give your other friends stuff all the time. ]
yeah
just water
and i guess it depends but -
i mean
i can torrent games if that's anything
and if not there's gotta be bee-related things i can get you
[ You have limited cash, sure, but hey why not get your bro something? You give your other friends stuff all the time. ]
yeah
just water
and i guess it depends but -