moments in hystery
@turntechheadgod.bsky.social
i may not know all the whys but im pretty clockwise
just a random regular dude with a dubiously valid sense of humor
not all of the quotes are me
check out my blog https://turntechheadgod.blogspot.com/
just a random regular dude with a dubiously valid sense of humor
not all of the quotes are me
check out my blog https://turntechheadgod.blogspot.com/
theres the reason all the dead wristrocrats had ten different types of meter
December 26, 2025 at 7:56 AM
theres the reason all the dead wristrocrats had ten different types of meter
cause ho ho holy shit its hard to feel the jingling jolly jsnowy mood like this
December 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
cause ho ho holy shit its hard to feel the jingling jolly jsnowy mood like this
time to shorten it to al and lex and then go beyond with lexy and add a reference with luthor and make lexy althor and make it an insult making it lexy altwhore
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
time to shorten it to al and lex and then go beyond with lexy and add a reference with luthor and make lexy althor and make it an insult making it lexy altwhore
todays christmas patron is the media under the drunken control of high high elf highelfenshigh ralph, subordinate of snana caws. he begs us to discuss stupid shit
December 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
todays christmas patron is the media under the drunken control of high high elf highelfenshigh ralph, subordinate of snana caws. he begs us to discuss stupid shit
and being dave lobotomizes me in new unforeseen ways like theyd never think of doing a frontflip through a hoop to get a reality check through the skull from one of those anti homeless spikes
December 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
and being dave lobotomizes me in new unforeseen ways like theyd never think of doing a frontflip through a hoop to get a reality check through the skull from one of those anti homeless spikes
to be is to piss on the gas station wall at 4 in the morning in the middle of an interstate trip
December 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
to be is to piss on the gas station wall at 4 in the morning in the middle of an interstate trip
see it all comes back to the homeless man crackhead dichotomy
December 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
see it all comes back to the homeless man crackhead dichotomy
when that happens you need to get the spear and ramble on about spear facts to everyone so that they die from your too much talking
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
when that happens you need to get the spear and ramble on about spear facts to everyone so that they die from your too much talking
he has gay homo amnesia its chronic and fatal
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
he has gay homo amnesia its chronic and fatal
why are you so unc sis
unt status
unt status
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
why are you so unc sis
unt status
unt status
and hot and sexy among many other things
December 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
and hot and sexy among many other things
stay in the cuck locker
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
stay in the cuck locker
im choking on me wiener
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
im choking on me wiener
todays update is delivered to you by green and mean cherubs
v1.111 is live today!
We've upgraded our Age Assurance system to comply with upcoming laws in Australia and other regions, and to restore access to people over 18 in Mississippi.
Plus, we fixed some bugs and laid the groundwork for improved "who to follow" suggestions in the near future.
We've upgraded our Age Assurance system to comply with upcoming laws in Australia and other regions, and to restore access to people over 18 in Mississippi.
Plus, we fixed some bugs and laid the groundwork for improved "who to follow" suggestions in the near future.
December 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
todays update is delivered to you by green and mean cherubs
its everyones problem because it decreases the amount of divine lexical ambrosia that can derived from everything i say
December 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
its everyones problem because it decreases the amount of divine lexical ambrosia that can derived from everything i say
i dont have those dlcs yet im only gay and autistic
December 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
i dont have those dlcs yet im only gay and autistic
sorry guys im not woke minorities enough to wield the infinity slurgauntlet
December 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
sorry guys im not woke minorities enough to wield the infinity slurgauntlet
me when my neodymium magnet realizes blood contains iron
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
me when my neodymium magnet realizes blood contains iron
maybe theyll go apeshit over our fossilized feces and dedicate thousands of museums to it
December 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
maybe theyll go apeshit over our fossilized feces and dedicate thousands of museums to it
its not would you ride a dinosaur either because there are two yes answers that are very very different
December 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
its not would you ride a dinosaur either because there are two yes answers that are very very different
low tier transphobia bait
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
low tier transphobia bait
i will have to cut you down with my custom gucci phallic lightsaber
December 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
i will have to cut you down with my custom gucci phallic lightsaber
im eating all the updates before they get to you hence the delays
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 AM
im eating all the updates before they get to you hence the delays
yeah i already heard the sleep fairy call in the boys back in the ninth layer and she wants your debts paid
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 AM
yeah i already heard the sleep fairy call in the boys back in the ninth layer and she wants your debts paid
type of picture thats followed with suicide awareness text in japan
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
type of picture thats followed with suicide awareness text in japan