Run the Jules Verne
@turtlebeeheart.bsky.social
Biased against nothing* and down for anything. Organize the South.
* Except MAGA & fascists. Super biased against them.
* Except MAGA & fascists. Super biased against them.
Clots & prayers
January 21, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Clots & prayers
January 12, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Proplifting!
I found two little pearls on the floor of the Kroger floral section and 8 months later… boom. String of pearls!
I found two little pearls on the floor of the Kroger floral section and 8 months later… boom. String of pearls!
January 8, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Proplifting!
I found two little pearls on the floor of the Kroger floral section and 8 months later… boom. String of pearls!
I found two little pearls on the floor of the Kroger floral section and 8 months later… boom. String of pearls!
December 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
@gallego.senate.gov Breaking: guy with the charisma of wet toilet paper and looks like this is mad an 80 year old isn’t sexy enough.
“Gallego also wrote, "Now Dem women look like Dem men and Dem men look like women."
Ew.
people.com/ruben-galleg...
“Gallego also wrote, "Now Dem women look like Dem men and Dem men look like women."
Ew.
people.com/ruben-galleg...
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
@gallego.senate.gov Breaking: guy with the charisma of wet toilet paper and looks like this is mad an 80 year old isn’t sexy enough.
“Gallego also wrote, "Now Dem women look like Dem men and Dem men look like women."
Ew.
people.com/ruben-galleg...
“Gallego also wrote, "Now Dem women look like Dem men and Dem men look like women."
Ew.
people.com/ruben-galleg...
When Pete Davidson performs for the Saudi royals, he has the opportunity to pull the world’s funniest Uno reverse card
September 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
When Pete Davidson performs for the Saudi royals, he has the opportunity to pull the world’s funniest Uno reverse card
In some non-election news, I’m like, Moo Deng Harambe levels of Team Monke right now
November 8, 2024 at 2:13 AM
In some non-election news, I’m like, Moo Deng Harambe levels of Team Monke right now
without downloading anything, reskeet or respond with an image that expresses how you’re feeling
November 6, 2024 at 12:55 AM
without downloading anything, reskeet or respond with an image that expresses how you’re feeling