TomTurtleFluO
turtleflu.bsky.social
TomTurtleFluO
@turtleflu.bsky.social
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Says I listened to Tap Tap Tap 80 times and that can’t be right I’m pretty sure we’ve done that on like a single trip to the store down the street. It has to be like 100,316.
December 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I was never able to get a copy as a kid. I still can’t believe I’ve never read it.
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
UPS is a long string of numbers, FedEx usually 12 numbers, DHL is a short string of numbers, UPS almost always starts with 1Z. Maybe this can help with the pain.
December 4, 2025 at 9:09 AM
How you read those and enjoy them but have horrible moral opinions like this I’ll never know
December 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Such a cool line up
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I need so much more Nanny and Orphan Maker in my life
November 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
OK I googled it and he does in fact have that power but this headline grabbed me and I also refuse to open it. 10?! I’m just going make some up and pretend they’re real. *Knows frequency to open every garage door.*
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I haven’t read that one in….geez more than 30 years. Maybe I misinterpreted that as a youth
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Turkey for desert, eat everything else
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Whatever happened to his super power to be like ‘charming’ and get his way? Wasn’t that a thing?
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Feels like a weirdly large amount of people really liked taking pictures of mini golf courses back in the day
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
They really were, I loved that so much
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Haha I was just considering that this morning. Maybe Captain Britain from his first issue too.
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Wait, is he not a good coach?
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It’s definitely time to revisit this particular crossover
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM